Here are some randomly generated curses and insults. This stuff is so preposterous that it is guaranteed to offend. Or not.
May Our Deity in Heaven exercise Divine Justice upon you when aiming at swarms of the scariest ants in bowels of Hell!
May Time curse your nose!
Let the Angels, by Their Divine Will, rule that in one day, the most festered ants in deep Tarterus eviscerate your member!
May Lord, the Destroyer of Worlds, willing happen that swarms of the lamentably ugly vermin in Nether Pits take your nose!
May Destiny lay vengeance upon your member!
Let the Lord, before whom all mortals tremble and demons run in fear, rule that in a day most inconvenient to you, swarms of the wretchiest hags in Netherworld disintegrate your nostrils!
In name of Time, it is wished that swarms of the wretchiest maggots in deep Tarterus feed upon your nostrils!
May Time lay vengeance upon you when aiming at criminally irksome, the lamentably ugly, most despicable Lord of the worms!
May Lord, the Destroyer of Worlds, willing happen that nasty, scariest, most despicable most despicable slimes in Oblivion feed upon your eyes!
May Lord of the hags tear off your armpits which you value so!
Let it be that Angels, who slays the infidels without forethought, exercise Divine Justice upon your scariest but loathsome fingers!
Let Lord, the Eternal Judge, before whom all mortals tremble, punish your buttocks!
May Our Deity in Heaven willing happen that most despicable ants in Netherworld tear apart your fingers!
May Lord in Heavens willing happen that Lord of the worms annihilate your most festered but unnecessary tongue!
Let Father in Heavens exercise Divine Justice upon your fingers!
Let Father in Heavens zap your nose when aiming at Lord of the bowels of Hell!
In name of Destiny, it is wished that swarms of the fearsome maggots in Netherworld annihilate your lamentably ugly but mostly unneeded buttocks!
In name of Lord, the Eternal Judge, it is wished that the criminally irksome Dlrow-yensid'orue tear apart your arms which you value so!
Let Father in Heavens smite your fingers when aiming at pretty nasty vermin in Netherworld!
May Lord, the Destroyer of Worlds, willing happen that foulest maggots in Nether Pits eviscerate your cheeks!
Datafile is of my own doing.
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