Here are some randomly generated curses and insults. This stuff is so preposterous that it is guaranteed to offend. Or not.
May Time, before whom all mortals tremble, smite your arms when aiming at Narlyngonex!
May Lord, the Destroyer of Worlds, willing happen that swarms of the nasty slimes in deepest circles in Hell feast bloodily upon your fingers!
May Father in Heavens willing happen that scariest, fearsome, ugliest nasty spiders in bowels of Hell gobble your arms!
May Our Deity in Heaven punish you when aiming at Demons in Abyss!
May Lord, the Judge of Worlds, exercise Divine Justice upon your pretty face which you value so when aiming at swarms of the nasty maggots in bowels of Hell!
Let the Our Deity in Heaven rule, a day most inconvenient to you, so that Dlrow-yensid'orue disintegrate your precious fingers!
Let it be that Lord zap your precious nostrils when aiming at Dlrow-yensid'orue!
Let the Father in Heavens rule, a day most inconvenient to you, so that swarms of the most festered spiders in Netherworld annihilate your member!
Let the The Divine Master rule, on the day you are most successful, so that Lord of the Abyss - without considering their need of you - take your eyes!
May Father in Heavens lay vengeance upon your armpits!
Let the Time rule, in one beautiful day, so that Dlrow-yensid'orue eviscerate your precious member!
May Lord, the Destroyer of Worlds, willing happen that swarms of the wretchiest ants in deep Tarterus feed upon your buttocks!
In name of Lord, the Destroyer of Worlds, it is wished that demented hags in Abyss feast bloodily upon your pretty face!
Let the Lord, the Judge of Worlds, rule, on a day that you may not appreciate it, so that the most despicable spiders in deepest circles in Hell take your nostrils!
Let the Father in Heavens rule, on a day in not distant future, so that The Faceless One eviscerate your fingers!
Let Lord in Heavens punish you when aiming at pretty nasty swarms of the demented vermin in Oblivion!
Let it be that Demons in bowels of Hell take your tongue!
In name of Father in Heavens, it is wished that Demons in Abyss feed upon your eyes!
Let the Lord, the Eternal Judge, before whom all mortals tremble, rule, on a day that you may not appreciate it, so that swarms of the wretchiest slimes in Nether Pits take your ugliest but loathsome nostrils!
Let the Lord, the Destroyer of Worlds, who slays the infidels without restraint,, who slaughters Their enemies without forethought, rule that in a day most inconvenient to you, Lord of the deepest circles in Hell eviscerate your the feared but poor pretty face!
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