From wwwwolf@iki.fi Thu May 25 15:44:31 2000 Path: ousrvr3.oulu.fi!wwwwolf From: wwwwolf@iki.fi (Weyfour WWWWolf (Urpo Lankinen)) Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: Re: [RGRNCA] VIAGRA - end impotence right now Date: 24 May 2000 19:50:50 GMT Organization: University of Oulu Lines: 47 Message-ID: References: <392bf436@fms.itcom.net.ua> NNTP-Posting-Host: tuomi.oulu.fi X-Trace: ousrvr3.oulu.fi 959197850 20845 130.231.241.29 (24 May 2000 19:50:50 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news@news.oulu.fi NNTP-Posting-Date: 24 May 2000 19:50:50 GMT X-FurryCode: FCWm3adm A+C-DH+M+PR+T++W-ZSm RLCT a20cl+++$d-ef++h*i++p-sm X-YiffCode: YIFF2.0Mbi P? Z-- T! S+ V(wolf/fox,*)+ H(wolf/fox,*)+ WIXXX RmOp X-FurryPeace: http://www.fur.com/peace/ - flamage bad. peace good. X-Face: hhUi0Ue=t3Fa[s-'tixz User-Agent: slrn/0.9.5.4 (UNIX) Xref: ousrvr3.oulu.fi rec.games.roguelike.nethack:109508 ::WWWWolf sees a fisherboxy Alex trying to sell odd chemicals to the people of the Cafe...:: On Wed, 24 May 2000 18:27:14 +0200, alex wrote: >Welcome! No, *We're* supposed to bid you welcome. You're the newcomer to the group, right? Oh, wait, you were a spammer. Never mind. I thought for a while that I was saying this to a coherrent entity. > You've found the easiest and most discreet way to end impotence: > Viagra, right over the Internet. "The Viagra Protocol"? Like, wow, man. Why they haven't thought of *that* before? Hmm, just tell this to the fufme.com folks - incorporate the protocol to those drives for automagicality, and include what the spammers call "direct download". (Yes, I'm well aware this might have a chicken vs. egg problem laid inside it, but I'll not describe it in detail...) >Our physician's consultation fee is $65. If you are approved, you may order >up to three additional Viagra reorders. If you are not approved, there will >be NO charge for the consultation. ...which smells kind of funny. "Of *course* you're approved. Otherwise, we lose $65, that's not fun, you know?" Yes, everyone is approved. (And please, spare us from the Kibological aspect of this issue!) The rest of the spam was Not Funny. Hmmm... LART now or LART later? LART now. ::WWWWolf drags the spammer to the backyard - over the objections, medical condition and such - and promptly LARTs him.:: - Signed, WWWWolf of rec.games.roguelike.nethack CR3T1NZ advisory (Mobile Unit), Vestrum Excrucibo (Our battlecry: "Wrong Newsgroup, pal!") -- $_='%?&%[=&+=?%=[%&+&%[*?]&=&~[;&+&{=?[?&%&[&{[%&^=?=[&%&]=?%~&~[?&+&~YiFF! =[=~| Weyfour WWWWolf (aka. Urpo Lankinen), a lupine technomancer |=?*_=}?] %}&};| ICQ:4291042 | wwwwolf@iki.fi | http://www.iki.fi/wwwwolf/ |&;&=~?]'; tr/?~=*;%&[{}]+_^ (),.:@\/\n0-9!|a-zA-Z/0-9acde/d; $_=pack("H*",$_); print; From william@carsinfo.com Thu May 25 15:44:33 2000 Path: ousrvr3.oulu.fi!newsfeed3.funet.fi!newsfeed4.funet.fi!newsfeeds.funet.fi!news.kpnqwest.fi!EU.net!blackbush.xlink.net!newscore.gigabell.net!newsfeed.icl.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.cwix.com!malgudi.oar.net!not-for-mail From: william@carsinfo.com (William Harris) Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: Re: [RGRNCA] VIAGRA - end impotence right now Date: 24 May 2000 22:09:48 GMT Organization: CARS Information Systems Lines: 10 Message-ID: <8ghjvc$j9b$2@malgudi.oar.net> References: <392bf436@fms.itcom.net.ua> NNTP-Posting-Host: cis-gw.carsinfo.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: Text/Plain; charset=US-ASCII X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.99.8 (beta 2) Xref: ousrvr3.oulu.fi rec.games.roguelike.nethack:109521 In article , wwwwolf@iki.fi says... >::WWWWolf sees a fisherboxy Alex trying to sell odd chemicals to the >people of the Cafe...:: This alex guy (er, at least I assume it's a he) sure looks like he's trying to cure most of the cosmetic problems of the world today, doesn't he? End fatness, end baldness, end impotence.... where will it all end... -- William Harris william@carsinfo.com From peter.backgren@nospam.ericsson.fi Thu May 25 15:44:34 2000 Path: ousrvr3.oulu.fi!newsfeed3.funet.fi!newsfeed2.funet.fi!newsfeed1.funet.fi!newsfeeds.funet.fi!nntp.inet.fi!inet.fi!news.lmf.ericsson.se!not-for-mail From: Peter Backgren Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: Re: [RGRNCA] VIAGRA - end impotence right now Date: Thu, 25 May 2000 09:09:29 +0300 Organization: LMF Lines: 12 Message-ID: References: <392bf436@fms.itcom.net.ua> NNTP-Posting-Host: lmfback.lmf.ericsson.se X-Trace: ronto.lmf.ericsson.se 959234843 708 131.160.19.22 (25 May 2000 06:07:23 GMT) X-Complaints-To: newsmaster@lmf.ericsson.se NNTP-Posting-Date: 25 May 2000 06:07:23 GMT X-Newsreader: MicroPlanet Gravity v2.30.1751 Xref: ousrvr3.oulu.fi rec.games.roguelike.nethack:109543 > Hmmm... LART now or LART later? LART now. OK, LART? Second time in a few days and I don't get it. Let All Rot Tediously? Guess that would be a LARTable way to go but... Heck, this has to be the only newsgroup where I enjoy reading spammers crap... or the stuff that follows. Some of the stories are great laughs thankyouverymuch. Eskimo From johnnyreb.4@southland.smart.net.SPAMMEN.VERBOTEN Thu May 25 15:44:36 2000 Path: ousrvr3.oulu.fi!newsfeed3.funet.fi!newsfeed4.funet.fi!newsfeeds.funet.fi!news.kpnqwest.fi!EU.net!newssrv.ita.tip.net!pln-e!spln!extra.newsguy.com!newsp.newsguy.com!enews2 From: johnnyreb.4@southland.smart.net.SPAMMEN.VERBOTEN (Ray Chason) Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: Re: [RGRNCA] VIAGRA - end impotence right now Date: 25 May 2000 08:04:44 GMT Organization: Hardly Lines: 16 Message-ID: <8gimqs28os@enews2.newsguy.com> References: <392bf436@fms.itcom.net.ua> NNTP-Posting-Host: p-875.newsdawg.com X-Newsreader: Hypernet News for OS/2, Alpha 11 Xref: ousrvr3.oulu.fi rec.games.roguelike.nethack:109555 Peter Backgren wrote: > >> Hmmm... LART now or LART later? LART now. > >OK, LART? Second time in a few days and I don't get it. Let All Rot >Tediously? Guess that would be a LARTable way to go but... Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool. Also called a clue-stick or a clue-by-four, though most spammers don't seem to get any clues when hit by one. -- --------------===============<[ Ray Chason ]>===============-------------- PGP public key at http://www.smart.net/~rchason/pubkey.asc Delenda est Windoze! From chrisc89@hotmail.com Thu May 25 15:44:37 2000 Path: ousrvr3.oulu.fi!newsfeed3.funet.fi!newsfeed2.funet.fi!193.166.3.26.MISMATCH!newsfeed4.funet.fi!newsfeeds.funet.fi!news.kpnqwest.fi!nslave.kpnqwest.net!nmaster.kpnqwest.net!npeer.kpnqwest.net!howland.erols.net!europa.netcrusader.net!194.176.220.129!newsfeed.icl.net!colt.net!diablo.theplanet.net!news.vas-net.net!server2.netnews.ja.net!news.ox.ac.uk!not-for-mail From: "Chi." Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: Re: [RGRNCA] VIAGRA - end impotence right now Date: Thu, 25 May 2000 08:50:59 +0100 Organization: Oxford University, England Lines: 23 Message-ID: <8gim11$h8o$1@news.ox.ac.uk> References: <392bf436@fms.itcom.net.ua> NNTP-Posting-Host: ninja.linc.ox.ac.uk X-Trace: news.ox.ac.uk 959241057 17688 163.1.239.150 (25 May 2000 07:50:57 GMT) X-Complaints-To: newsmaster@ox.ac.uk NNTP-Posting-Date: 25 May 2000 07:50:57 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Xref: ousrvr3.oulu.fi rec.games.roguelike.nethack:109565 Peter Backgren queried over the sacred 2x4: > OK, LART? Second time in a few days and I don't get it. Let All Rot > Tediously? Guess that would be a LARTable way to go but... /L/user /A/ttitude /R/eadjustment /T/ool... essential equipment to have! see e.g. http://www.new.ox.ac.uk/admin/jargon/html/entry/LART.html > Heck, this has to be the only newsgroup where I enjoy reading spammers > crap... or the stuff that follows. Some of the stories are great laughs > thankyouverymuch. I hardly ever seem to get the original spam (seems to often get cancelled before it reaches me), so usually the first I hear of it is when the RGRNCA strike... by which time all that is left of the sp4mm3r d00d are his/her ashes and a pair or smoking boots... Regards, Chris. From chrisc89@hotmail.com Thu May 25 15:44:41 2000 Path: ousrvr3.oulu.fi!newsfeed3.funet.fi!newsfeed4.funet.fi!newsfeeds.funet.fi!news.kpnqwest.fi!nslave.kpnqwest.net!nmaster.kpnqwest.net!npeer.kpnqwest.net!blackbush.xlink.net!news0.de.colt.net!colt.net!diablo.netcom.net.uk!netcom.net.uk!news-hub.cableinet.net!news.vas-net.net!server2.netnews.ja.net!news.ox.ac.uk!not-for-mail From: "Chi." Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: Re: [RGRNCA] VIAGRA - end impotence right now Date: Wed, 24 May 2000 22:16:59 +0100 Organization: Oxford University, England Lines: 19 Message-ID: <8ghgs6$qjv$1@news.ox.ac.uk> References: <392bf436@fms.itcom.net.ua> NNTP-Posting-Host: ninja.linc.ox.ac.uk X-Trace: news.ox.ac.uk 959203014 27263 163.1.239.150 (24 May 2000 21:16:54 GMT) X-Complaints-To: newsmaster@ox.ac.uk NNTP-Posting-Date: 24 May 2000 21:16:54 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Xref: ousrvr3.oulu.fi rec.games.roguelike.nethack:109562 Weyfour WWWWolf fulfilled my prophecy made just 12 mins before: > ::WWWWolf drags the spammer to the backyard - over the objections, > medical condition and such - and promptly LARTs him.:: > > - Signed, WWWWolf of > rec.games.roguelike.nethack CR3T1NZ advisory (Mobile Unit), Vestrum > Excrucibo (Our battlecry: "Wrong Newsgroup, pal!") Phew... looks like I dived for cover just in time... (of course this will make no sense until the news servers propagate my original message...) Regards, Chris. Ps. He deserves another two LARTs... one for each of his disease-infested unsolicited posts...