From wwwardja+usenet@rasi.lr.ttu.ee Mon May 22 12:34:32 2000 Path: ousrvr3.oulu.fi!newsfeed3.funet.fi!newsfeed1.funet.fi!newsfeeds.funet.fi!newsfeed.uninet.ee!news.ut.ee!news.eenet.ee!not-for-mail From: V'rgo Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: -= Looking for some good hackstuff? =- Date: 22 May 2000 07:48:38 GMT Organization: RGRNCA (more or less) Lines: 92 Sender: Virgo Vardja Message-ID: <8gaoom$1nvc$1@news.eenet.ee> References: <8g8f96$emf$2@weber.a2000.nl> X-Trace: news.eenet.ee 958981718 57324 193.40.252.130 (22 May 2000 07:48:38 GMT) X-Complaints-To: usenet@news.eenet.ee User-Agent: tin/pre-1.4-19990517 ("Psychonaut") (UNIX) (Linux/2.2.12-20 (i586)) Xref: ousrvr3.oulu.fi rec.games.roguelike.nethack:109313 The Red One wrote: > --- ONLY READ THIS IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SOME GOOD HACKSTUFF!! --- *V'rgo eyes the newcomer with distaste* Whatever happened to good old H4X0R names like 'Doctor Death' or 'The Cyberdemon'? What kind of name is this? The Red One? The only image I get from this name is a fat red guy with a loud voice and no pants who terrorises chickens and always gets his @$$ kicked by a flying cow. And what do you mean, 'only read this if you're looking for good hackstuff'? What happens if I'm not looking for KeWL h4X0r W4r3z and _still_ read it? (The residents of RGRN will probably know...) > Are you looking for: SubSeven, NetBus Pro, HakTek, > Blade Runner, NetInfo and much more?? Actually yes. They say Blade Runner is a pretty good movie. I'd love to see it some day. Oh. You mean a h4X0r1n6 tool. Sorry. Don't want any. Besides (*looks at the page with Lynx*) I didn't find any. Just a big bunch of frames, some applets, counters, banners etc. And a link to another page where you can download NetBus. Well, theoretically, since I didn't actually *try* to download it, so the link might be broken. > Then come over to "The Red One's Homepage" > (http://www.geocities.com/theredone1) Is it 'the red one 1' or 'the re-done 1'? Well, anyway (*pulls out a couple of tactical nukes, Babylon 5 style (small enough for one person to carry around) and sends them towards the d00d's homepage*), if and when you decide to rebuild your pages, you'll certainly call them 're-done'. So. What shall we do with *you*, dear h4X0r1n6 d00D? Mr. Red Guy? That's right. Someone called the Red Guy should get his @$$ kicked by someone called Supercow! 'scuse me, Mr. Yendor? Could you give me a hand here for a second? *The Wizard of Yendor rolls up the sleeves of his purple cloak.* Let's do some magic! *There is a flash of cool blue light and all of a sudden a huge cartooney cow wearing slightly tattered purple leotards and a tiny green blanket for a cape flies out of nowhere screaming 'Supercow al rescate!' on the top of her lungs. She notices the Red One and lands in front of him shouting something like 'YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAA!'. The Red One/Guy gazes at the cow with a stupid look in his eyes. Supercow swings her fists and uses the Red One as a punching bag for a while.* *'Ohhh...' says the Red One, picking himself up from the floor. 'That... wasn't so bad.'* *Supercow twirls her fist like a propeller for a second and then hits the Red D00d *thwack* with her udder. The Red One flies into a wall from the impact, becoming a cartoon-type flat silhouette.* *'I take that back!' moans the Red One. 'This... is real bad.'* *Supercow looks pretty happy as she disappears in a flash of light, no doubt returning to her cartoon to beat up the real Red Guy.* *'I wonder,' says the Wizard of Yendor who has been watching the whole incident with curiosity, 'if she'd work for me? I really do need someone to beat up all those adventurers who constantly come down and try to kill me.'* *V'rgo shrugs. 'I doubt it. Sorry. She's too busy with her own affairs, I suppose.'* *The Wizard sighs. 'Oh, well. I guess I'll just have to do with my own magic, then.' He drains his mug of beer and disappears. Another Barbarian is nearing his tower in Gehennom. Another day, another Barbarian.* *V'rgo watches the Red One limp away. A second later there is a sound of automatic weapon fire.* Oh. Yes, of course. There are others who want to show the Red D00D what RGRN thinks of h4X0r d00dz. Rest in pieces... V'rgo (a renegade, not an official member of RGRNCA) -- ERROR: CPU not detected. Emulating. -Win2k From wwwwolf@iki.fi Mon May 22 12:34:34 2000 Path: ousrvr3.oulu.fi!wwwwolf From: wwwwolf@iki.fi (Weyfour WWWWolf (Urpo Lankinen)) Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: -= Looking for some good hackstuff? =- Date: 22 May 2000 09:31:34 GMT Organization: University of Oulu Lines: 98 Message-ID: References: <8g8f96$emf$2@weber.a2000.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: lastu10.oulu.fi X-Trace: ousrvr3.oulu.fi 958987894 13880 130.231.241.145 (22 May 2000 09:31:34 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news@news.oulu.fi NNTP-Posting-Date: 22 May 2000 09:31:34 GMT X-FurryCode: FCWm3adm A+C-DH+M+PR+T++W-ZSm RLCT a20cl+++$d-ef++h*i++p-sm X-YiffCode: YIFF2.0Mbi P? Z-- T! S+ V(wolf/fox,*)+ H(wolf/fox,*)+ WIXXX RmOp X-FurryPeace: http://www.fur.com/peace/ - flamage bad. peace good. X-Face: hhUi0Ue=t3Fa[s-'tixz User-Agent: slrn/0.9.5.4 (UNIX) Xref: ousrvr3.oulu.fi rec.games.roguelike.nethack:109316 On Sun, 21 May 2000 12:56:18 +0200, The Red One wrote: >--- ONLY READ THIS IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SOME GOOD HACKSTUFF!! --- Oookay... do you happen to have >Are you looking for: SubSeven, NetBus Pro, HakTek, >Blade Runner, NetInfo and much more?? Oh my GOD. Someone calls NetBus "Good hackstuff". >Then come over to "The Red One's Homepage" >(http://www.geocities.com/somefoolsspammedaddress) Bah. All I could find from that page was some link tht read "EARN MONEY!" and some *annoying* statusbar scrollerz. OK, let's see what you have there. Stay in faith, brothers and sisters; I'm boldly going there to see what this fool has there, buried deep in thr source code. - - - OK, let's see the fool's source code. > lyceum, school, speeltuin, kindergarten, ...mind on the mundane matters for a while, it seems. > kinderporno, childporn, childporno, These pages have an, ehm, questionable target group. =) > transistor, Huh? > and, or, not, time, date, ~, @, #, *, !, on, off, online, offline, > enter, help, density, Are we getting metaphysical or something? > mp3, mp3, MP3, Mp3, mP3, mp3, mp3, mp3, mp3, mp3, mp, mp1, mp2, mp4, Well, that's impressive collection of music. Damn, I was wondering if people have stopped using .mp2's altogheter - it seems not. (Well, I made a .mp2 stream a few weeks back...) > animalsex, And all I use is . And it isn't even relevant. > fuck, fukc, Those remind me of mr. Sihvonen's "intentionally misspelled keywords". > abcdefg, abcdefghijklmnop, Back in the "kindergarten", it seems. The annoying status bar scroller: > slide[0]="Welcome to The Red One's Homepage!!" > slide[1]="On this site, you will find the following stuff:" > slide[2]="hackz, crackz, links, nukez and also my own progr@ms," > slide[3]="which are called 'TRO - [name of the program]" Ah, it's always refreshing to see the d00dz to use ThA Of1sJuL d00D speak. (Where *are* those programs, anyway? Maybe he removed those because of shame. Now come on...) > slide[4]="IF YOU WANT TO MAIL ME, THEN PUSH THE PICTURE ON TOP OF SCREEN" Oh dammmmn-it! I always shoved the monitor off the table - and this is not even my monitor, dammit! This is a supercool 19" 1600x1200 monitor I can never afford. > window.status='The Red One`s Homepage RULEZ!!!'; return true ::blinks:: Indeed, that it does. not. I didn't even see the stuff you were advertising. I had to go to the linked page that didn't even had half of the mentioned stuff. Truly worth the LART. ::drags the d00d out. We hear a burst of assault rifle fire from outside.:: - Signed, WWWWolf of rec.games.roguelike.nethack CR3T1NZ advisory (Mobile Unit), Vestrum Excrucibo (Our battlecry: "Wrong Newsgroup, pal!") -- $_='%?&%[=&+=?%=[%&+&%[*?]&=&~[;&+&{=?[?&%&[&{[%&^=?=[&%&]=?%~&~[?&+&~YiFF! =[=~| Weyfour WWWWolf (aka. Urpo Lankinen), a lupine technomancer |=?*_=}?] %}&};| ICQ:4291042 | wwwwolf@iki.fi | http://www.iki.fi/wwwwolf/ |&;&=~?]'; tr/?~=*;%&[{}]+_^ (),.:@\/\n0-9!|a-zA-Z/0-9acde/d; $_=pack("H*",$_); print;