From jdaily@drew.edu Sun Feb 6 23:43:26 2000 Path: ousrvr3.oulu.fi!newsfeed3.funet.fi!newsfeed1.funet.fi!newsfeed1.telenordia.se!news.algonet.se!algonet!newsfeed.icl.net!colt.net!nyc-news-feed1.bbnplanet.com!news.gtei.net!news.drew.edu!not-for-mail From: James Daily Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: it has been found Date: Sat, 05 Feb 2000 14:33:26 -0500 Organization: Drew University Lines: 64 Sender: jdaily@pc169-37.drew.edu Message-ID: <389C7B06.96A9DDCC@drew.edu> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: pc169-37.drew.edu Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.6 [en]C-CCK-MCD {Drew University:FSnote:19990518} (Win98; I) X-Accept-Language: en Xref: ousrvr3.oulu.fi rec.games.roguelike.nethack:98538 manslaughter@yahoo.com wrote: > ok ok ok stop emailing me already, it's annoying. Here is the > site for free XXX: > > http://www.japanbitch.com/join/?c=juansuave8 > > Are you happy people?? > wsjsqzyslo Well, we /were/ happy people, until you spammed our newsgroup...oh well, we'll make up for it by making sure that you are not a happy person, either. Kindly reply with your home address and I'll make sure that no one will have any more reason to email you. Or this should do...we'll play ?o--- roulette. I choose a scroll, and read it. i think i'll read FOOBIE BLETCH. Haven't id'd that one yet... "foobie bletch" You have found a scroll of genocide! --more-- What type of monster do you want to genocide?_ Hmmmmmmmmmm. this is a tough one. I don't really like the presidential candidates this year, but i don't think they're all the same type of monster...plus i wouldn't get to watch what happens when a creature is genocided right before my eyes. Manslaughter@yahoo, i choose you! d00d, whats happening to your arms? What are those little sparkly black things twirling all over you? Cool! Gosh, that must hurt. I feel kinda bad. But thats cause i have a hangover, not cause i'm watching you slowly get removed from my sight. *sparkly black things grow and change color* They're almost golfball sized, now they're sparkling blue and red. Of course you've eaten a few jellies and red lichens, right? Right!?! Awww man, you're gonna be coooollllldddd and hoootttt at the same time. Kind of ironic, huh? *d00d nods as his teeth freeze and shatter and his eyes catch fire* Thanks for sacrificing your comfort for a little grin on my face. Those little sparkly things seem to be what? They're squeezing you now? wow, they're huge! *d00d collapsed under weight* Whats that? I can't understand you. Don't worry about those annoying emails anymore, i'll bet you can't even sit up in front of your computer. *dude gasps for air; sparkly thingies ooze into his mouth* Ok, while you're sitting there dying and being boring, i'll read...READ ME. "read me"..."The ceiling rumbles above you *rumble, rumble...squish* Sorry d00d, you should have been wearing your helmet. Wiped out all Manslaughter@yahoo's. Thats better...we're all happy people once again. jimmy