From inlawsandoutlaws@mindspring.com Wed Aug 18 16:41:20 1999 Path: news.eunet.fi!EU.net!howland.erols.net!nntp.abs.net!remarQ-easT!supernews.com!remarQ.com!news.mindspring.net!firehose.mindspring.com!not-for-mail Message-ID: <37B9E624.4C613FB5@mindspring.com> From: Christopher Nelson Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: Looking for some Action 71171 Date: Tue, 17 Aug 1999 18:45:56 -0400 References: <17089910.3044@aol.com> Lines: 90 Organization: MindSpring Enterprises NNTP-Posting-Host: d1.56.3a.3c Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Server-Date: 17 Aug 1999 22:32:34 GMT X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.61 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.11 i586) X-Accept-Language: en Xref: wwwwolf.pp.fi rec.games.roguelike.nethack:966 My first epic, bear with me. The tale of a Spammer, who having had similiar activities on the NewsGroup, decided to resume their activities. The Spammer entered the group and spake thusly: angel15510@aol.com wrote: > > Want to talk with REAL horny girls? His Speech was interrupted by an inhabitant of the group, one Chris Nelson, who asked him what the problem with face-to-face talking with a girl he knew was. The Spammer, having not a ready answer, ignored the inhabitant and continued onwards in his journey to spread his news to all Groups. > This is something VERY new in phone sex. The women on the line are NOT > paid. They call for free phone sex with guys like YOU! The Spammer is temporarily stopped by the voice of Reason, but his Resolve and Ignorance win out and destroy their common enemy. > Guys: 50 cents per minute > > Girls: TOTALLY FREE > > =====================>1-iam-iam-spam (toll-free) > > =====================>1-iam-iam-spam (toll-free) You can be billed > discreetly directly to your phone bill. Resolve continues speaking, and announces the plan, drawn up through Ignorance. A discreet method of billing a toll-free call is the product of their search. > ----------------------------------------------------------------- > > For gay talk call: > > 1-iam-iam-spam (toll-free) > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > > For Dominance & Submission Call: > > 1-iam-iam-spam > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- Various other methods of talking do they also come up with, and to the weary inhabitants, to Chris and to WWWWolf, to Sascha and to Irina, to Matt and to Starchaser, to Dylan and to Peter, and to the rest of the inhabitants [1] > UAeTD\nP The original contender of the Spammer, that inhabitant known as Chris, stands and draws his sword. Draw if ye be a man, he shouts to the foul beast, who does then draw, and assumes a fighting stance. They battle as though they were the embodiments of the wind and the earth, the one wearing the other slowly, and removing chunks of him, while the other stands strong and tires the wind. Not giving in, the wind pulls in a massive storm, the force of which forces the earth to the ground, ending thusly the battle brought forth. The Spammer, ah the one of greater fortitude, borne of iron, of steel, of bronze, and of bison byproducts, is so eventually won over by the more powerful spirit in the one of greater force, of greater potency, of greater favour throughout the world, the persona of Chris. Over the carcass of the Spammer standing, Chris stands and to the inhabitants addresses: Oh ye fellow inhabitants! Ye righteous ones! Ye glorious and immaculate is your writings! Listen closely! Ye must contend the evil ones! Ye must not let them enter in! They seek to raze all the ye have laboured on! They seek to demolish ye and brethren! They seek to torment and torture all the family! They seek to to subjucate all of you, ye man! ye women! ye sons! ye daughters! ye children! ye elders! ye brothers and sisters! to their cruel tyrrany and loathsome despotism! Let us all unite! Let us build up our walls! Let us board up our windows! Let us post gaurds! Let us construct armaments and armours! We shall not fall! We shall not be defeated! We shall triumph o'er this ill breeze that plauges our crops! that destroys our homes! that poisons our water! that corrupts our children! that torments us so! Come, and let us put into action this plan that we have proposed! -- Christopher Nelson - inlawsandoutlaws at mindspring dot com "But I'm feeling much better..." "No you're not... in a moment you'll be stone dead!" -- Monty Python, "The Holy Grail" From inlawsandoutlaws@mindspring.com Wed Aug 18 16:41:22 1999 Path: news.eunet.fi!EU.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!nntp.abs.net!remarQ-easT!supernews.com!remarQ.com!news.mindspring.net!firehose.mindspring.com!not-for-mail Message-ID: <37B9E69C.92806F6C@mindspring.com> From: Christopher Nelson Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: Re: [RGRNCA] Re: Looking for some Action 71171 Date: Tue, 17 Aug 1999 18:47:56 -0400 References: <17089910.3044@aol.com> <37B9E624.4C613FB5@mindspring.com> Lines: 12 Organization: MindSpring Enterprises NNTP-Posting-Host: d1.56.3a.3c Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Server-Date: 17 Aug 1999 22:34:33 GMT X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.61 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.11 i586) X-Accept-Language: en Xref: wwwwolf.pp.fi rec.games.roguelike.nethack:965 Christopher Nelson wrote: > Starchaser, to Dylan and to Peter, and to the rest of the inhabitants [1] [1] I would have included all regs but the constraints of time, patients, memory, and resources prohibited me -- Christopher Nelson - inlawsandoutlaws at mindspring dot com He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful. -- Sydney Smith From deborahrg@aol.com Sat Aug 21 12:50:59 1999 Path: news.eunet.fi!EU.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey03.news.aol.com!not-for-mail Message-ID: <19990820231146.16918.00000802@ng-xb1.aol.com> From: deborahrg@aol.com (DeborahRG) Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: Re: [RGRNCA] Re: Looking for some Action 71171 Date: 21 Aug 1999 03:11:46 GMT References: <37B9E69C.92806F6C@mindspring.com> Lines: 16 NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder06.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Xref: wwwwolf.pp.fi rec.games.roguelike.nethack:1133 In defense of the newsgroup from mindless spam, Christopher Nelson posted [RGNRCA]: >> Starchaser, to Dylan and to Peter, and to the rest of the inhabitants [1] > >[1] I would have included all regs but the constraints of time, patients, >memory, and resources prohibited me Patients or patience? :-) Sounds like the spammer could use a little counseling.... Loved your story. You longsword Spammerbane glows blue for a moment. Deborah