From wwwwolf@iki.fi Wed Aug 4 16:07:52 1999 Path: news.eunet.fi!wwwwolf Message-Id: From: wwwwolf@iki.fi (Weyfour WWWWolf (Urpo Lankinen)) Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: Warning! The eclipse approaches... {fj} Date: Tue, 03 Aug 1999 14:14:55 GMT References: <199908030003.TAA22607@reject.kewlhair.com> Lines: 40 Organization: Eccentric Pride - They call you crazy. SO WHAT? X-FurryCode: FCWm3adm A+C-DH+M+PR+T++W-ZSm RLU a20cl+++d-ef++h*i++p-sm X-YiffCode: Yiff1.0M1 P? Z-- T! S+ V(wolf/fox,*)+ H(wolf,*)+ I&Or X-FurryPeace: http://www.fur.com/peace/ - flamage bad. peace good. User-Agent: slrn/0.9.5.6 (UNIX) NNTP-Posting-Host: 193.66.67.128 X-Complaints-To: helpdesk@eunet.fi X-Trace: news.eunet.fi 933689695 193.66.67.128 (Tue, 03 Aug 1999 17:14:55 EET DST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 03 Aug 1999 17:14:55 EET DST Xref: wwwwolf.pp.fi rec.games.roguelike.nethack:508 [ WWWWolf's room in his castle. The castle seems to be trapped inside some kind of magic shell. ] ::WWWWolf twiddles with the transreceiver's knowbs ... and some moments later, he finally hears some noises from the other end.:: Jashpar? What's going on in the cafe? I have been stranded here by our broken big-8 feed since the weekend! [ "Nothing earth-shattering, just - ouch! another one - a few random shakes. But listen to this..." Jashpar the werejackal waiter replies. ] On Mon, 2 Aug 1999 19:03:15 -0500, reject wrote: > That "monstriferous" Comet Lee will be seen during the > solar eclipse this August 11th, followed by WWIII, the > 1300-meter "King of Terror" meteoroid impact before 10 > October 1999, and *many* catastrophic events, including > the >20 degree shifting of the polar axis before 2002! > The Tribulation prophesied even by our Lord and Savior > Jesus Christ is begun. ANSWER THIS: Are you prepared? ::WWWWolf sighs:: Just what I was waiting for, a raving loon spammer! It's not the imaginary disasters that count - it's the placebo effect you need to be worried about these days. Jashpar, I still don't seem to be able to come through - could you please use the emergency D00d LARTing system? [ We hear Jashpar woofing acknowledement, and then some noises of laser generators and frying flesh. ] ::WWWWolf chuckles:: Well, we might not be prepared, neither was this cretin... - Signed, WWWWolf of rec.games.roguelike.nethack CR3T1NZ advisory (Mobile Unit), Vestrum Excrucibo (Our battlecry: "Wrong Newsgroup, pal!") -- Weyfour WWWWolf (a.k.a. Urpo Lankinen), just another lupine technomancer ICQ:4291042 -==(RGRNCA)==-