From wwwwolf@iki.fi Wed Jul 28 17:09:59 1999 Path: news.eunet.fi!wwwwolf Message-Id: From: wwwwolf@iki.fi (Weyfour WWWWolf (Urpo Lankinen)) Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: I NEED YOU !!!! Date: Tue, 27 Jul 1999 13:45:27 GMT References: <7nim0o$hk8$1@front6.grolier.fr> Lines: 87 Organization: Eccentric Pride - They call you crazy. SO WHAT? X-FurryCode: FCWm3adm A+C-DH+M+PR+T++W-ZSm RLU a19cl+++d-ef++h*i++p-sm X-YiffCode: Yiff1.0M1 P? Z-- T! S+ V(wolf/fox,*)+ H(wolf,*)+ I&Or X-FurryPeace: http://www.fur.com/peace/ - flamage bad. peace good. User-Agent: slrn/0.9.5.6 (UNIX) NNTP-Posting-Host: 193.66.67.128 X-Complaints-To: helpdesk@eunet.fi X-Trace: news.eunet.fi 933083127 193.66.67.128 (Tue, 27 Jul 1999 16:45:27 EET DST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 27 Jul 1999 16:45:27 EET DST Xref: wwwwolf.pp.fi rec.games.roguelike.nethack:396 On Tue, 27 Jul 1999 00:08:52 +0200, OrsonX wrote: Wow! I didn't knew you could possibly be spared from the wrath of the ISP staff. Well, I have never received positive death report from club-internet, so I don't know how effective their BOFH department is. So, let's see... in addition to the normal cruft, such as > EMULATION,N64, MP3, XXX, WAREZ, FUNNY LINKS, that you tried to offer us last time, you also now have a > FREE BONUS, ... Mysterious, isn't it? Does that imply that we now have to *pay* for those *other* things, and get this bonus as an extra? Methinks you're being besieged in the server room, fortified yourself there, and try to keep the Sysadmins away. It seems that Club-Internet has been unable to kill your account because you're in the server room, no one gets in and you have changed the root passwords. Fear not. We have a strike force for just like this kind of things... [RGRNCA Propaganda Department Logo appears to the TV screen, and the text "Believe the propaganda" appears underneath it, letter by letter. Background music: Terran 1 from Brood War. ] [News reader, in studio:] Welcome to today's news broadcast - and with no further comments, let's go to France. [The music continues, with aerial view of the battleground (the text in the low left corner of the screen reads "PDept LIVE"). The Club-Internet headquarters have been mottied in the middle of RGRNCA infantry, and the civilians are being evacuated from the building. Not even an insect can go in and out of the sieged area without the commander's approval.] [News reader, Voice Over:] Club-Internet has faced another dilemma. One of their users, OrsonX, has fortified himself into the server room, and the staff has been unable to kill him or his account - the situation is apparently getting desperate. [Closeup of medic and trooper carrying a dead sysadmin away on stretchers behind the news reader:] [News reader:] The casualties have been few so far, because fewer and fewer sysadmins now need to visit the server room because of the blessings of UNIX. However, it might get worse now. But wait a moment, something might happen now... [WWWWolf standing in front of the building, facing towards the front door, with six crack troopers behind him carrying assault rifles and one heavy weapon that looks like a rocket launcher. WWWWolf shouts to the microphone, his voice getting amplified with a big speaker:] [WWWWolf:] You have been surrounded! Come out of there, hands up - you have 20 seconds. 20, 19... [News reader:] Oh my God! Things will get exciting once again. What will happen? Will there be more bodies? [WWWWolf:] 9, 8, 6... [One trooper:] You forgot seven, sir. [WWWWolf:] Just kidding! 4, 3, 2, 1... We have been authorized to solve the situation with all means necessary! CHARGE! [WWWWolf and the troopers charge into the building, and some seconds later, a large explosion and some bursts of fire, followed by more explosions and more gunfire. Then, it's all quiet. Some moments later, WWWWolf and the troopers emerge from the building - WWWWolf seems to be dragging the severely charred, but still alive OrsonX out with him - the staff member seems to grin evilly. Without saying a word, WWWWolf hands the d00d to the nearest abuse staff member, goes to the field kitchen and gulps down a whole bottle of soft drink, and sighs.] All right, let's pack up everything again, more stuff to do today... -- Weyfour WWWWolf (a.k.a. Urpo Lankinen), just another lupine technomancer ICQ:4291042 -==(RGRNCA)==-