From wwwwolf@iki.fi Fri Jul 9 16:49:11 1999 Path: news.eunet.fi!wwwwolf From: wwwwolf@iki.fi (Weyfour WWWWolf (Urpo Lankinen)) Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: PLEASE NEED A GOOD SITE ......; Date: 8 Jul 1999 13:24:30 GMT Organization: Eccentric Pride - They call you crazy. SO WHAT? Lines: 107 Message-ID: References: <7m0s0p$d4b$1@front6.grolier.fr> NNTP-Posting-Host: wwwwolf.pp.fi X-FurryCode: FCWm3adm A+C-DH+M+PR+T++W-ZSm RLU a19cl+++d-ef++h*i++p-sm X-YiffCode: Yiff1.0M1 P? Z-- T! S+ V(wolf/fox,*)+ H(wolf,*)+ aI&Or X-FurryPeace: http://www.fur.com/peace/ - flamage bad. peace good. User-Agent: slrn/0.9.5.6 (UNIX) "Please need a good site?" Okay. I need a good site. That's what you wanted, that's what you got! I really need a good site! Does that make you feel any happier? On Thu, 8 Jul 1999 02:44:51 +0200, OrsonX wrote: > Warez..appzcKs .....Gamez.emulZ...SeX.Funny Links....MP3......& MORE !!!!! Warez.. and then a word that looks like "appzcKs", what ever that means. Probably that refers to the sound people make when they notice that Warez let a lethal Virus to strangle and nuke their hard disk. Gamez? Sure, one really excellent way to get real games. Log in as root and type "apt-get install pacman" to get something that's cool enough for you... oh wait, you were not using the Real Operating System, never mind. emulZ? Why? Most people are already using an operating system that emulates ENIAC - at least what comes to the processing speed. There's no need to crave for nostalgy when we have things like this lying around. SeX? Ah, you mean this site. http://www.iki.fi/liw/SeX/ Of course, real men use this: http://www.xemacs.org/ While SeX only lets you to *write* about sex, xemacs allows that and also provides an AI with which to talk about the matter. (However, I have found a program called sirc much better choice, because it's a lot friendlier and usually gives much more intelligent answers. The AI processes in the other end must have been coded divinely. I use XEmacs nevertheless.) Hmm, and then we have the Funny Links. Here are some pretty funny links: O O O O O O As you can see, those links are not that smart, but if you think it very, very carefully, you might find those links very funny. I don't expect you to get it, though - the whole thing is obscure. And then we have the MP3. It indeed seems to be a three-part combination of letters. The sum of the ASCII codes is 208, and it has precisely 10 one-bits. So, the whole thing can be neatly compressed to 000000000000001111111111 [Algorithm described by Markus Kajo. He originally proposed implementing the algorithm in Turbo Pascal, so I actually wrote it in that language. However, this application of algorithm was made by hand.] More is deprecated, use less instead. Oh yeah... there *is* a DOS port of less, so please, do use it because it is better than "list.com". > it's a friend 's site >>>>>>> Sure. The oldest spammer trick in the world! "Hi, I was surfing the web and ran across this site"... Sheesh. Why they won't invent something *original*? > NINTENDO?GAME BOY N64 ....... Whee. Something that's hard enough for you, apparently. I recommend Warezing that N64 game called "Pong" if you find the other games too hard! Oh wait, that's free game. Never mind about that warezing - but get it anyway if you have problems with the other games. > SEX!!!films!!!........ > et HUMOUR ...////////// I have one site. It doesn't have sex, only kind of manuscripts of films, and a lot of something that can be construed as humor. I will describe it later. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your quoting doesn't quite work. I see the quote characters, but not the messages themselves. Bug at your end... > http://www.spamspamspamspamspamspamspam.spam/ ::grabs the d00d from the throat:: Okay, lad, here's the site I promised: http://rgrnca.cjb.net/ Now, I would let you go alive, but since this was the first good d00d-slaughtery I have done for some time... I decided not to. Here's the thing I have reserved for you. ::WWWWolf takes the assault rifle from his shoulder:: A good... ::loads:: ...old time... ::drags the d00d outside to the verandah. We hear window-clinking burst of assault rifle fire from behind the door... WWWWolf steps back in.:: ...LARTation. And bring me oh that ol' time mallet. ::shrugs:: Mallets are barbaric. Well, just that I have not used them, since this thing is more efficient. - Signed, WWWWolf of rec.games.roguelike.nethack CR3T1NZ advisory (Mobile Unit), Vestrum Excrucibo (Our battlecry: "Wrong Newsgroup, pal!") -- Weyfour WWWWolf (a.k.a. Urpo Lankinen), just another lupine technomancer ICQ:4291042 -==(RGRNCA)==-