From wwwwolf@iki.fi Mon Apr 26 12:59:33 1999 Path: news.eunet.fi!wwwwolf From: wwwwolf@iki.fi (Weyfour WWWWolf (Urpo Lankinen)) Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: WWW.CRACK.RU Date: 25 Apr 1999 09:40:00 GMT Organization: Eccentric Pride - They call you crazy. SO WHAT? Lines: 41 Message-ID: References: <37275b79.5433843@news.com2com.ru> NNTP-Posting-Host: wwwwolf.pp.fi X-FurryCode: FCWm3adm A+C-DH+M+PR+T++W-ZSm RLU a19cl+++d-ef++h*i++p-sm X-YiffCode: Yiff1.0Mhet P-- Z-- T! S+ V+ H(wolf,*)+ aIr X-FurryPeace: http://www.fur.com/peace/ - flamage bad. peace good. User-Agent: slrn/0.9.5.3 (UNIX) On Sun, 25 Apr 1999 00:02:16 GMT, crack wrote: > http://www.crack.ru/ Top ten things that are wrong with the cracks, lad: 10. Cracks in ice floes can be very nasty - expect a cold bath if you fall into a crack. 9. Cracks in the concrete are proof of the mankind's futile struggle for survival in the harsh environments of our world. 8. Cracks of the whip... well, only archeologists like to use a lousy weapon like whip! On the other paw, whips are bad because they symbolise the slavery, and slavery is a crime against humanity. 7. Firecrackers just explode. They're not useful for anything else. 6. Cream crackers are tasteless and lousy food. They have virtually no nutritional value. 5. Crack troops, like our RGRNCA forces, are bad because the enemy has no chance whatsoever to survive. 4. If your voice cracks, you can no longer amuse your parents by shattering all the windows with your voice. (Expect that to happen soon.) 3. Crack is also the name of one drug. Drugs are bad. And, you did not brought WWWWolf'sbane, and frankly, lad, I don't care if you had done so. 2. Life of a HaX0r D00d is not all it's cracked up to be. Everyone hates script kiddies. For a reason, of course. 1. Cracked computer programs are illegal, and are definitely off topic here. We're dead serious about that off-topicness - fortunately, not that serious about other off-topicness. A complaint has been filed, and I recommend the d00dz to cower before the almighty Admins. They have the power to kick you out, so you'd better behave. - Signed, WWWWolf of rec.games.roguelike.nethack CR3T1NZ advisory (Mobile Unit), Vestrum Excrucibo (Our battlecry: "Wrong Newsgroup, pal!") -- Weyfour WWWWolf (a.k.a. Urpo Lankinen), just another lupine technomancer ICQ:4291042 -==(RGRNCA)==-