From wwwwolf@iki.fi Tue Apr 6 17:41:11 1999 Path: news.eunet.fi!wwwwolf From: wwwwolf@iki.fi (Weyfour WWWWolf (Urpo Lankinen)) Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: hack on website Date: 5 Apr 1999 10:16:36 GMT Organization: Weyfour WWWWolf's more or less organized brain cells Lines: 74 Message-ID: References: <7e8g8p$4v$1@news.online.de> NNTP-Posting-Host: wwwwolf.pp.fi X-FurryCode: FCWm3adm A+C-DH+M+PR+T++W-ZSm RLU a19cl+++d-ef++h*i++p-sm X-YiffCode: Yiff1.0Mhet P-- Z-- T! S+ V+ H(wolf,*)+ aIr X-FurryPeace: http://www.fur.com/peace/ - flamage bad. peace good. User-Agent: slrn/0.9.5.3 (UNIX) On Sun, 4 Apr 1999 22:58:06 +0200, Mister C <1130-126@Online.de> wrote: "Mr. C". Ah, a programmer, obviously, publishing his hacks on a website. > Who can hack on http://hba.nyet.ru/ ? Oh. Well, I made a misidentification. Hope it doesn't matter. > Give me Username and passwort!! > Please!!! Good! The d00ds are learning... they now say "please", although they still could stop using imperative forms. *Krhm*. Now, so you want to hack on a website? Well, there's several ways on how you can hack *on* a website. Place a log - the wooden thingy you want to hack into two pieces, so that you can make your home a warm and nice place to live in, you know - *on* the server. Most servers have tower chassises these days, meaning they're placed vertically - if the server is a boring, much more uncommon table variety, you need to turn it so that it is vertically. It is important that the server is placed vertically. If it's lying there, you need to swing lower, meaning you lose the comfortable working position and your back is in danger of getting damaged. Think of your backbone. (Well, I assume that since you ask this, you don't even *have* a backbone. If you do, you have a head only because it keeps the backbone from sliding down to your pants.) Then, after you have positioned the server (if that was necessary) and placed the log on it, hit the log with the axe. Yes, hacking logs on top of the server is really that easy. Now, you collect the two pieces of wood, place them in a neat pile, or, if you missed or the resulting pieces are still too big, place them back on the server and hit the pieces with axe again. Now, when you have splintered the wood into small pieces, place another log on the server, and hack it. Repeat ad nauseam. As you might have expected, this very easy, yet advanced technique of splitting logs has been available for centuries, and now, on the digital age, we need advanced structures for basis of our firewood-making needs. The digital platforms allows us to make the firewood much more efficiently! Think of the benefits: The wooden solutions, used previously, usually rotted or broke when you used them long enough. Now, computer chassises are made of... well, steel, as it sounds like, so they will be extermely durable. Oh. Username firewood, password axe. That's what you need. Of course, if you have any traces of intelligence left inside that ugly head of yours, you probably have already guessed those already while listening to my ravings. ::grabs the d00d from the throat and peers deep into the eyes:: Now, Go behind the cafe. You will find a huge pile of logs there. There's no server, but that tree stump in there will have to do for now. Make, say, 50 cubic meters of firewood. *Then* I will let you go. Of course, you have to find out yourself how to avoid the wrath of your ISP's staff... ::WWWWolf takes a cellular phone from his pocket and dials.:: Guys? I need two of you here. (A few moments later, two troopers come into the cafe.) Okay, get this d00d to the backyard. Wait until Jashpar comes to tell where the firewood will be put. Oh, and if he tries to escape, shoot him and burn his carcass on a pyre, made of the firewood he chopped. - Signed, WWWWolf of rec.games.roguelike.nethack CR3T1NZ advisory (Mobile Unit), Vestrum Excrucibo (Our battlecry: "Wrong Newsgroup, pal!") -- WWWWolf (known to some as Urpo Lankinen), just another lupine technomancer ICQ:4291042 -==(RGRNCA)==-