From inlawsandoutlaws@mindspring.com Wed Mar 24 14:55:57 1999 Path: news.eunet.fi!newsfeed1.funet.fi!nntp.inet.fi!central.inet.fi!inet.fi!newsinternetskywayteltow!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!skynet.be!remarQ-easT!supernews.com!remarQ.com!europa.clark.net!4.1.16.34!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.gtei.net!firehose.mindspring.com!not-for-mail From: Christopher Nelson Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: REQ: DOGZ II Date: Tue, 23 Mar 1999 22:08:09 -0500 Organization: MindSpring Enterprises Lines: 33 Message-ID: <36F85719.53BD41A1@mindspring.com> References: <7d7dbt$ncc$1@front5.grolier.fr> NNTP-Posting-Host: d1.56.3b.3a Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Server-Date: 24 Mar 1999 03:08:14 GMT X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.5 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.3-ac4 i586) X-Accept-Language: en Out of the corner of his eye, Chris sees another of that hideous species, who speaks as follows: Kim wrote: > > Can somebody help me to find DOGZ II program... > > Thanks for help, > > Kim, "Dogs to program, dogs to program... SO what do you need a _dog_ for?" Oh, wait! I knew that rhyme I learned in my first year of school would come in handy! Following is my rendering of it... "Did you program a cat to catch the mouse that clicked on the spider programmed to catch a bug which you inevitably could not find yourself? I don't know why you programmed the bug, perhaps you'll greet the rug (pass out or die)" Chris picks up the sorry spammer and walks it to the door, then hands it to the BOFH he had on call... "Never make me re-write poetry again, kay?" RGRNCA Mobile Task Force, -- Christopher Nelson resides at: inlawsandoutlaws at mindspring dot com, Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very'; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. -- Mark Twain