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Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: [2000萬份客戶E-MAIL信箱地址]
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In a drug-induced hallucination, mail<no@body.com> foolishly posted the
following garbage:

>Subject:	[2000萬份客戶E-MAIL信箱地址]
>From:	mail<no@body.com>
>Date:	13 Mar 1999 04:31:46 GMT
>
>                              恆昌國際
>              HANG CHEONG INTERNATIONAL
>
>新成功市場行銷
>
>      您是否經常為如何拓展行銷管道傷腦筋?
>
>刊登報紙,雜誌廣告或郵寄ＤＭ (Direct Mail)是否已經無法達成您預期的廣告效果?
>
...
Whatever.  This is my first time doing this, so everyone pay attention and give
the
new guy (me) a few pointers about what he did right/wrong.

Ahem...

"Attention D00D!  Since you seem to be a foreigner (posting in a strange
language to an English newsgroup), I'll use the Universal Translation Method
(speaking loudly and slowly in English) to give you the following advice:

YOU  HAVE  THE  WRONG  NEWSGROUP  !!!!!
THIS  IS  A  NEWSGROUP  FOR  THE  GAME  'NETHACK',
AND  FOR  SPAMMING  US  YOU  WILL  PAY  THE  PRICE  !!!!!
WRONG  NEWSGROUP,  PAL  !!!!!"

There.  How was that? ...  Not menacing enough?  Shoot.
Well, practice makes perfect...
OK, WWWWolf, he's all yours...

 - Signed, Sir Ferag, new recruit of
   rec.games.roguelike.nethack CR3T1NZ advisory (Mobile Unit), Vestrum
   Excrucibo (Our battlecry: "Wrong Newsgroup, pal!")

-- 
Sir Ferag (known to mortals as Brian C.)
Ascended - ABCEKRSVT in NetHack 3.2.2
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Battlefield/4199/
"A wish?  Okay, make me a signature!"