From wwwwolf@iki.fi Tue Mar 9 16:31:07 1999 Path: news.eunet.fi!wwwwolf From: wwwwolf@iki.fi (Weyfour WWWWolf (Urpo Lankinen)) Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: PAPA WOODy 8409 Date: 8 Mar 1999 14:37:37 GMT Organization: Weyfour WWWWolf's more or less organized brain cells Lines: 77 Message-ID: References: NNTP-Posting-Host: wwwwolf.pp.fi X-FurryCode: FCWm3adm A+C-DH+M+PR+T++W-ZSm RLU a19cl+++d-ef++h*i++p-sm X-YiffCode: Yiff1.0Mhet P-- Z-- T! S+ V+ H(wolf,*)+ aIr X-FurryPeace: http://www.fur.com/peace/ - flamage bad. peace good. User-Agent: slrn/0.9.5.3 (UNIX) On Mon, 08 Mar 1999 00:01:39 GMT, pvpiyy@hotmail.com wrote: > Hi, > I came across this very Sexy and Hilarious T-shirt Line on the Internet! > They have shirts for Football, Baseball, Golf and many other Sports!! > If you like Big Johnson T-Shirts, you will Love this Awesome line. Oh, the luser "came across" a subjectively-measured T-shirt site. Excellent. Big marketing points. > The site is also giving away Free Stickers and there is a drawing for Free T- > Shirts!! W0W! Cool, ain't that? Like we care. > P.S. If you are female or are easily offended by sexy girls and > slogans, no need to drop in. And the disclaimer, too. Even more excellent. >udrdftgfbnnvzdeoyivetlfxuiudsfkqegmyxcbkkmmnhpcugihsjpruhpvfwosiifcsbiio >enjselfstxzrctjjzjutuwnvdrljwrnccjejxuztgwbxectyufrsuhhrghrsthgjxqxjxuch >muljvtk Ah! Now we got to the part why I was quoting this message. You see, here, *right here*, you can see the spammer language, known to the us RGRNCA as "pig squeal". S.P.(U.T.U.)M. audio site at metalab.unc.edu had an *excellent* .mp2 file of a spammer speaking in this native language of theirs. No one is sure what the heck this means, and in fact, the spammers themselves have communication problems, but one thing is sure: Messages similiar to these can be found from many, many spammed messages, and it kind of proves that this crud must carry some sort of vital information. ::grabs the cretin from throat and peers deep into the eyes:: Yeah, and you thought I would forget you? No way. No frigging way. I even made a poem for you! Want me to read it to you? Of course you want. ::coughes and prepares to read the poem:: 'tis a spammer sending spam making noise is all he can But the end of noises can be seen for under our noses, indeed, he has been. Caught his scent from rr.com and saw from where this crap is from we duly reported, and lo! the BOFHen after him shall go. Not that I was born to be a poet, but... well, of course it was a stupid poem. No matter what you would have said, you know what I will do to the spammers. You know. You really know if you think of it. No, you might think that I would let ye, but things like that *don't* *happen*. It's as simple as that. ::fishes a black hood from the pocket and tosses it to the cretin:: There, we'll proceed to the Routines. Wear that if you want. ::WWWWolf drags the d00d outside. A burst of assault rifle fire can be heard from the distance.:: ::WWWWolf returns to the cafe.:: Jashpar... one tea, please. Stirred, not shaken. Damn! Where are all those warez spammers? I really want some more warez spammer heads. Oh, if anyone is interested, my current killstats: 6 killed in the RGRNCA, 2 by the a.l.f secret service, 15 by the virtue of spamming my e-mail box personally, 8 web pages down and 1 domain name nuked. - Signed, WWWWolf of rec.games.roguelike.nethack CR3T1NZ advisory (Mobile Unit), Vestrum Excrucibo (Our battlecry: "Wrong Newsgroup, pal!") -- WWWWolf (known to some as Urpo Lankinen), just another lupine technomancer ICQ:4291042 -==(RGRNCA)==-