From inlawsandoutlaws@mindspring.com Fri Feb 26 16:37:25 1999 Path: news.eunet.fi!EU.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.cwix.com!4.1.16.34!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.gtei.net!firehose.mindspring.com!not-for-mail From: Christopher Nelson Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: FREE NUDE PICS Date: Thu, 25 Feb 1999 20:29:03 -0500 Organization: MindSpring Enterprises Lines: 41 Message-ID: <36D5F8DF.9F78327F@mindspring.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: d1.56.3a.5b Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Server-Date: 25 Feb 1999 23:47:42 GMT X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.5 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.2-ac1 i586) X-Accept-Language: en >From the back of the Cafe, Chris hears a commotion breaking out. He spins around to face a spammer straight in the eyes. He picks up the spammer by the lapel and demands he repeat the message. new_user@email.msn.com wrote: > > Just click this link. Its got any celeb you can think of for free. you don't > even need a credit card. Its the best site on the web. > spam://apieceofspam.net "Sir, or madame, we do not need your advertisement!" Chris says, in a deep, menacing voice. "There are teenages who read this newsgroup. In the United States at least, it is illegal for them to view these sites. Anybody who wishes to see pornography or nudity could find it very easily anyway. We do not need your cut-and-paste celebrities (as I'm sure not every celebrity gives out nude pictures). Kindly depart immediately." The spammer stands still, paralyzed by fear of the imposing figure. It cannot retreat back to the dark corner of the earth from whence it came, so Chris decides it's time for action. He pulls out a blessed +7 silver sabre named SpammersBane, and begins to attack the spammer. The blessed +7 silver sabre named SpammersBane sears the spammers flesh. The blessed +7 silver sabre named SpammersBane sears the spammers flesh. The blessed +7 silver sabre named SpammersBane sears the spammers flesh. The blessed +7 silver sabre named SpammersBane sears the spammers flesh. The blessed +7 silver sabre named SpammersBane sears the spammers flesh. The blessed +7 silver sabre named SpammersBane sears the spammers flesh. The spammer falls over dead, and begins to melt into the woodwork. Chris immediately vacuums up the spammersauce, and replaces the contaminated floorboards. He tins the spammer and throws the tin in his pile containing all his cockatrice tins. He then barters for an identify scroll so he does not have to look upon such long messages. RGRNCA -- Christopher Nelson resides at: inlawsandoutlaws at mindspring dot com, Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose. [The more things change, the more they remain the same.] -- Alphonse Karr, "Les Guepes"