From uschwarz@NOSPAM.nwn.de Thu Feb 25 16:46:16 1999 Path: news.eunet.fi!EU.net!news-peer.gip.net!news.gsl.net!gip.net!fu-berlin.de!news.nordwest.net!not-for-mail From: uschwarz@NOSPAM.nwn.de (Ulrich M. Schwarz ) Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: The MIDI SITE [Actualised NOW] Date: Wed, 24 Feb 1999 15:23:14 GMT Organization: /please note NOSPAM in reply address/ Lines: 51 Message-ID: <36d418e1.564244@134.106.252.134> References: <7aup0o$aj5$1@renate.komtel.net> Reply-To: uschwarz@NOSPAM.nwn.de NNTP-Posting-Host: ip464.nordwest.net X-Trace: news.nordwest.net 919869656 25343 134.106.225.208 (24 Feb 1999 15:20:56 GMT) X-Complaints-To: postmaster@nwn.de NNTP-Posting-Date: 24 Feb 1999 15:20:56 GMT X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.1/16.230 (Usual setting: Cafe somewhere virtual, young man sitting in a corner. From outside we hear burst of an assault rifle and the occasional NoCeM 120mm shell.) (A familiar face enters and squeaks:) On Wed, 24 Feb 1999 17:34:47 +0100, "Martin Trommer" wrote: >Yes, it has happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >The Sites are Actualised again! >Have a look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > >-- [pages snipped] > > > > (Young man taps forehead, thinking hard) Hmm...midi...midi... (fx: lightbulb) French! It's French for noon! (leads MT out, carefully stepping over some d00d corpses) Why don't you lean against that pole there? (MT does so. fx: speeded-up young man ties MT to pole) (fx:zoom back. We are in a desert environment. The sun is rising over a distant mountain chain) Since you like noon so much, you'll be enjoying this. Now should some foolish tourist come by and untie you, and should you ever _dare_ to crosspost .*hack.* again, well, you'll get more than a sunburn. Maybe I should go and check whether the site's legal (I doubt it - the choice of groups is obvious) and have each and every of your redirection URLs cancelled. But (checks) luckily for you, my WoC has run out if charges. Second offense. Three offences will get you *capital* punishment, though I see that wouldn't hurt you much. (young man turns to go away, but hesitates) Oh, yes, you can wear this if you want to...I see you don't have your hands free, so I'll do it for you... (blindfolds d00d, then walks away) (wee see a large wwwwolf driving up in a tank) (fade out) (burst of chain gun) Tch...won't they ever learn? Signed, UlMi (annoyed part-time good citizen w/o killfile ability) ----- Ulrich M. Schwarz - uschwarz nwn de