From wwwwolf@iki.fi Thu Jan 28 12:58:23 1999 Path: news.eunet.fi!wwwwolf From: wwwwolf@iki.fi (Weyfour WWWWolf (Urpo Lankinen)) Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: http://www.fortunecity.com/skyscraper/adaptec/505/index.htm Date: 27 Jan 1999 12:59:48 GMT Organization: Weyfour WWWWolf's more or less organized brain cells Lines: 72 Message-ID: References: <78l6p9$n7c$14@front3.grolier.fr> NNTP-Posting-Host: wwwwolf.pp.fi X-FurryCode: FCWm3adm A+C-DH+M+PR+T++W-ZSm RLU a19cl+++d-ef++h*i++p-sm X-YiffCode: Yiff1.0Mhet P-- Z-- T! S+ V+ H(wolf,*)+ aIr X-FurryPeace: http://www.fur.com/peace/ - flamage bad. peace good. User-Agent: slrn/0.9.5.3 (UNIX) [Newsreader:] Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Yesterday, a d00d called Cecilia has sent an advertisement about her website. However, our troops, as usual, were alert. The following is a report of the recent activity. On Tue, 26 Jan 1999 14:15:17 +0100, Cecilia wrote: >http://www.fortunecity.com/skyscraper/adaptec/505/index.htm [Narrator v.o.:] Ooooooooh! A web page! Mysterious subject and all. What does this page have? Shall these mysteries ever cease? (Picture from high above a big city. The tranquility of urban jungle is certainly disturbed by three Kewlashnikow Aircrafts KA-205 Ilukkevotnel attack helicopters that buzz toward a skyscraper. The words "RGRNCA Propaganda Dept. LIVE" can be seen at the bottom of the picture.) [Narrator:] But our troops are always alert. At the moment, they've already found the place in which the d00d lives. The d00d has forgotten that when their webserver's log show some hits from a host called wwwwolf.pp.fi, it's already too late. (The helicopters land on the skyscraper roof, and RGRNCA troopers start disembarking. A few minutes later, the choppers are empty, and men are running in from door, heading downstairs. WWWWolf comes last, smiling happily.) [Narrator:] Indeed, even when a RGRNCA trooper smiles, it's already too late. A few minutes later, the floor in which this d00d is apparently hiding has been secured. (Picture from inside the building. Troopers guarding stairways, elevators and corridor windows. Some troopers have gone into the d00d's neighbor's rooms. WWWWolf stands before the d00d's door, with several troopers behind him.) [WWWWolf:] Come out. You have snowball's chances in hell of surviving without punishment. I'll count down from ten. Ten. Nine. Eight... [Narrator:] The situation is developing. What will happen? [WWWWolf:] ...Two. One. We have been authorized to do this. (W4 kicks the door open like a raging animal and storms in, brandishing his assault rifle menacingly at everything he sees. There, he sees the d00d, trying to climb out of window.) [WWWWolf:] Ah HA! You thought you could sneak away? Don't worry. Our lads were waiting for you, as you can see. (D00d looks out, and sees troopers looking at her from windows on both sides. She panics.) [WWWWolf:] Oh, no reason to panic. We will handle this situation very well. We'll just terminate your VR existence. (unsecures the assault rifle) With four frames and such with no explanation why they should exist, and even with that illegal content, you're doomed. Wrong newsgroup, pal, wrong newsgroup. (WWWWolf fires a burst at d00d, who drops out of the window.) [WWWWolf:] My oh my... it's not going to look good down there. Well, let's get back to home, lads. - Signed, WWWWolf of rec.games.roguelike.nethack CR3T1NZ advisory (Mobile Unit), Vestrum Excrucibo (Our battlecry: "Wrong Newsgroup, pal!") -- WWWWolf (known to some as Urpo Lankinen), just another lupine technomancer ICQ:4291042 -==(RGRNCA)==-