From wwwwolf@iki.fi Mon Jan 25 13:21:34 1999 Path: news.eunet.fi!wwwwolf From: wwwwolf@iki.fi (Weyfour WWWWolf (Urpo Lankinen)) Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: File maker pro 4.1 Date: 24 Jan 1999 13:07:48 GMT Organization: Weyfour WWWWolf's more or less organized brain cells Lines: 94 Message-ID: References: <78co28$qao$1@front2.grolier.fr> NNTP-Posting-Host: wwwwolf.pp.fi X-FurryCode: FCWm3adm A+C-DH+M+PR+T++W-ZSm RLU a19cl+++d-ef++h*i++p-sm X-YiffCode: Yiff1.0Mhet P-- Z-- T! S+ V+ H(wolf,*)+ aIr X-FurryPeace: http://www.fur.com/peace/ - flamage bad. peace good. User-Agent: slrn/0.9.5.3 (UNIX) On Sat, 23 Jan 1999 15:56:40 +0100, Yann wrote: >Je suis a la recherche de la clef de file maker vers 4.1 > Est ce que quelqu'un peut m'aider ? > Merci ! .... Heck, I don't even speak French, but this is a piece of cake with my indescribably great linguistic skills. ::thinks of a moment:: True. I'm not sure, but this organism is indeed trying to communicate with us, trying to tell us that it needs a key for FileMaker 4.1. In the good ol' nethack, we don't need such things as keys. We just kick the d00rs open, you know. And oh, we do have *keys* but those are skeleton keys, they open every door. Jashpar! Get me tea. I desperately need it. ::the werejackal waiter brings WWWWolf a cup of tea, and W4 pours in a ridiculous amount of sugar and stirs like hell. He sips the tea and closes his eyes:: Mmmmmm... Now let's let the philosofur loose. So, you seek a Key. That's good. Many of us need to seek many Keys in our life. There are troubles we need to go through, and gates preventing us to go further in our lives, Gates of Hell that prevent us from utilizing our computers at the fullest, and even sometimes we need to seek physical keys to physical doors when that &%&#! keyring is lost. So be it. Seek your keys. There are cases when you must seek the keys you need, for without keys, the problems are often unsolved. There are many dangers when you seek the keys, for the quest for the Keys you're looking for is not always an easy one. There are dangers. There are people who would rather not see you finding the keys. Sometimes, you need keys to open the gates to the world that is shunned by normal people. Indeed, I guess you are now in one of those paths, seeking to open the gates to the Realm of Warez. That is a bad thing. Beware of the darker side. For within that side, life may seem easier. It may seem a brighter world at first; You can do whatever you wanted to do, get the program you wanted to use, but beware of the horrors that wait you behind the fence! So, you passed the gates to the world of illegalities. In this world, you can use FileMaker as you wanted, and get sex, drugs and rock'n'roll. ::WWWWolf thinks for a second.:: I think it's just drugs and rock'n'roll since we're in computer world. Most probably just rock'n'roll. I bet you don't get even *that*, most probably won't if you follow the path of evil. Well, anyway, you get to do things that are considered inethical by normal people. And most honest of those people wait behind the gate, lurk in shadows, and are determined to make you pay for your wrongdoings. For that day shall come: These knights of ethics shall one day break down the fence and get you. They shall get you, put you into cell and take your earthly property as a payment for your wrongdoings. I hope you understand these risks. But heed my words: Once you get into that world, the gate remains open for you: If you repent, you can always run back to the civilized world, and the people who lurk behind the gates shall welcome you back if you promise you will never return to the dark side. But one thing remains clear: Whether or not you want to return to the ethical world, you shall not find the keys to that realm from among the honest people. Honest people, as I said, are those who want to get you when you enter the realm of d00dness. They would even kill you for even asking such monstrous things. But the bad thing, dear d00d, is that I am one of those people. ::grabs d00d from throat and peers deep into the d00d's eyes:: Thank you for being very, very clueless. You apparently just saw the "hack" part of our newsgroup name and thought this group would have something to d0 w1TH Th3 KrAkK3d S0Ftz. Not so. It is my duty to inform you that I have notified this illegality to your Internet Service Provider. ::throws a black hood to the d00d:: You can wear that if you want. ::drags the d00d outside of the cafe. A burst of assault rifle fire can be heard from outside.:: ::WWWWolf returns to the cafe.:: Can I breathe now? ::inhales deep:: That was just about the longest rambling I have done recently. This is a good hobby. I love it. ::WWWWolf starts singing quietly:: "Ennen oli peelot rautaaaaaa....." - Signed, WWWWolf of rec.games.roguelike.nethack CR3T1NZ advisory (Mobile Unit), Vestrum Excrucibo (Our battlecry: "Wrong Newsgroup, pal!") -- WWWWolf (known to some as Urpo Lankinen), just another lupine technomancer ICQ:4291042 -==(RGRNCA)==-