From wwwwolf@iki.fi Thu Jan 14 12:53:18 1999 Path: news.eunet.fi!wwwwolf From: wwwwolf@iki.fi (Weyfour WWWWolf (Urpo Lankinen)) Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: Tomb Raider III Date: 13 Jan 1999 14:15:21 GMT Organization: Weyfour WWWWolf's more or less organized brain cells Lines: 56 Message-ID: References: <77f2be$pgh$1@nslave1.tin.it> <77g3b3$hun$1@nslave1.tin.it> NNTP-Posting-Host: wwwwolf.pp.fi Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-FurryCode: FCWm3adm A+C-DH+M+PR+T++W-ZSm RLU a19cl+++d-ef+h*i++p-sm X-YiffCode: Yiff1.0Mhet P-- Z-- T! S+ V+ H(wolf,*)+ aIr X-Newsreader: slrn (0.9.4.3 UNIX) On Tue, 12 Jan 1999 19:13:36 +0100, Qiuyi Ji wrote: >per masterizzar .... il crack devi prender !!! >begin 666 gcg_tomb3all.zip ... binary crap snipped ... >end ::WWWWolf stares at the d00d, looking *very* surprised, blinking twice, muttering "häh?". Then, he tries to control his patience but fails. He grabs the d00d from throat, crushing with a *little* more strength than usual, pulls him closer and peers to the d00d's eyes. Anger gleams from W4's eyes, and he sees the sheer horror in the d00d's eyes as the d00d is in the beast's crushing embrace.:: How <<<***DARE***>>> you to do things like that? CROSS-POSTED, UUENCODED BINARY! I have seen MANY weird things, but this is the most outrageous offense in the history of RGRNCA! Oh, lemme guess- you would have posted the entire binary distribution of the game if you'd had more time. RIGHT? Now, I'm giving you ten commandments: 1. Spamming is evil. 2. BINARIES should go to alt.binaries.* groups. True, you might have thought that this went to right group, maybe it did, but it ALSO went to several other groups that have STRICT NO-BINARIES RULES. 3. (Goes to your warez-asking friend too): Using Italian in international newsgroups is a no-no, English should be used. 4. Quoting ENTIRE message is not cool, ye know. 5. Putting your reply before the quoted material is not the way God intended it. Some buggy newsreaders do this, the Real Way is that the reply comes after quotes. 6. Look left, right, and then again left, and after that, you cross the street. 7. Oxygen is a filthy element, and you should not use it. 8. (Obvious conclusion from #7) For God's sake BREATH! I was just joking. 9. chmod 777 should be used rarely. 10. Have a nice day, your ISP shall be notified. Let's see what the ISP BOFH Training Manual says about your offense. ::flips pages:: Ah, here. ::grins evilly:: I don't think this is a good idea; I prefur LARTing with the good ol' RK200bt. ::WWWWolf drags the d00d out of the cafe, across the clearing, to the forest, opens a molasses barrel, strips the d00d off his clothing, ties the d00d to a wooden pole and soaks the d00d in the barrel. Then he places the pole atop a hill of ants capable of ripping apart human flesh. He trots back to the cafe, whistling, grimacing with pain sympathetically as he hears the d00d's screams.:: Yuck, those BOFHs have morbid ideas. Yuck. Well, maybe that was what he deserved. Sorry for shouting, folks, I was just simply, understandably, maximally annoyed. -- WWWWolf (known to some as Urpo Lankinen), just another lupine technomancer ICQ:4291042 -==(RGRNCA)==-