From wwwwolf@iki.fi Thu Dec 24 15:19:30 1998 Path: news.eunet.fi!wwwwolf From: wwwwolf@iki.fi (Weyfour WWWWolf (Urpo Lankinen)) Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: All the SOFTWARE that YOU need !!! !!!! !! Date: 24 Dec 1998 13:03:57 GMT Organization: Weyfour WWWWolf's more or less organized brain cells Lines: 97 Message-ID: References: <367f98c9.0@139.142.43.3> NNTP-Posting-Host: wwwwolf.pp.fi X-FurryCode: FCWm3adm A+C-DH+M+PR+T++W-ZSm RLU a19cl+++d-ef+h*i++p-sm X-YiffCode: Yiff1.0Mhet P-- Z-- T! S+ V+ H(wolf,*)+ aIr X-TJ: 8 X-Foo: bar baz quux (The name of Qux is holy, and should not be spoken aloud) X-a-modem-tries-to-fly-and-needs-to-land-over-the-sea: NO CARRIER X-Stuff-To-Read: http://www.jyu.fi/~np/Niilontia_eng.html X-btbtunk: fnn-nn X-FortuneCookie: SUN Microsystems: The Network IS the Load Average. X-BestGamesIHavePlayed: There's No Such Thing As Ranking X-Newsreader: slrn (0.9.4.3 UNIX) [A d00d walks toward the Cafe. He looks at the building quickly - d00ds normally don't care where they are - and sees the word "hack". His simple mind makes the obvious conclusion that this place must be a great place for d00dz. He walks in. He notices that a big dog is sleeping on the verandah, next to some bunches of camouflage clothing, combat belt, helmet and an assault rifle. What the d00d doesn't think of is that the only thing that distinguishes the dog from wolf is that there are no wolves in this close to civilization, everyone knows that... As soon as the d00d enters the cafe, the wolf wakes when the d00d bangs the door and suddently morphs into more anthropomorphic form. WWWWolf grunts as he notices he's naked (darned bug in the morphing order), and dons his clothes faster than you can say "foo".] Drats! The d00d is inna cafe and I'm still half clothed and the rifle is rusty after the march through the rainy September weather. Damn damn. [Inside, the d00d raves, much to the dismay of the customers:] On 22 Dec 1998, Softbest wrote: >If you don't want to pay lots of $$$ for software you hardly >even use and you are tired in wasting Your time seraching >warez on the web, keep reading this message. Order copies >of original software or create your own compilation of >software for small price. ::WWWWolf opens the door and enters the cafe.:: Hello folks! Eight days of service in the Defence Forces left, and that includes my 5-day christmas leave. Do you know what this means? It means that I WILL RETURN TO THE USENET VERY SOON. I'm happy. I'm *so* happy. Currently at half pace, after the new year at full pace. *Think* of that, d00dz... the beast shall wreak havoc again. Yesssssss... And now for something completely different. I have new newsreader settings, as you can see. Take a look at the full headers of this message, too... [The d00d turns around slowly, notices WWWWolf but ignores him.] Hey, that's a pretty long rave, you know. Now I wonder why you suggest to keep reading the message when there's less than half of it remaining? [D00dz brains cannot comprehend this, so he continues:] >All the SOFTWARE that YOU need !!! ! Mmmm... probably not. Some of the software *I* need doesn't even exist, so it's pretty strange if... >We have all the software that you need. ...you have it? Good. I need a program that rids the world of D00Dz. I need a program that tells the d00ds to stay elsewhere. I need a program that makes d00ds to stay away of this newsgroup. Got them? Methinks thou hasn't. >Warez on CD !!! Warez on CD !!! Warez on CD !!! What's so special about WaR3z on CD? After all, that's a common method of distributing warez these days - there are not much warez on magtapes these days, did you know that? >Create your own compilation of Warez programs on CD. ::yawns and toys with a home-made Debian CD-ROM:: Our compilation of Us3Fu11 ApPz ThAt B00z+ Ur POrDuK+1V1tY! >For our catalogue and further information about prices, please >e-mail us at: softbest@softhome.net (subject: info) Your ISP might be interested about your small business here, so I obviously need to do something right now. ::grabs the cretin from throat and peers deep into his eyes:: In case you didn't knew it, it was not a really smart move to post to this newsgroup. Wrong newsgroup, pal, wrong newsgroup. Hey, a hint: IP address might look confusing as hell, but reverse lookup CAN be done. ::drags the d00d out of the door and throws him down the stairs. When the d00d gets up, four ISP staff members wearing suits and carrying *big* guns escort the d00d to a black limo, and before we know, the car drives away.:: - Signed, WWWWolf of rec.games.roguelike.nethack CR3T1NZ advisory (Mobile Unit), Vestrum Excrucibo (Our battlecry: "Wrong Newsgroup, pal!") -- WWWWolf (known to some as Urpo Lankinen), just another lupine technomancer ICQ:4291042 -==(RGRNCA)==-