From inlawsandoutlaws@mindspring.com Fri Jul 17 21:21:57 1998 Received: from wwwwolf.pp.fi (root@wwwwolf.pp.fi [193.66.67.128]) by wwwwolf.pp.fi (8.8.8/8.8.8/Debian/GNU) with ESMTP id VAA00223 for ; Fri, 17 Jul 1998 21:18:02 +0300 Received: from personal.eunet.fi by wwwwolf.pp.fi (fetchmail-4.4.8 POP3) for (multi-drop); Fri, 17 Jul 1998 21:18:03 EEST Received: from jatko.iki.fi (jatko.iki.fi [194.100.45.83]) by bessie.eunet.fi (8.8.7/8.8.3) with ESMTP id QAA16440 for ; Sun, 12 Jul 1998 16:05:59 +0300 (EDT) Received: from back40.badlands.mindspring.com (root@user-38lcndc.dialup.mindspring.com [209.86.93.172]) by jatko.iki.fi (8.8.8/8.8.8) with ESMTP id QAA21188 for ; Sun, 12 Jul 1998 16:05:57 +0300 (EET DST) Received: from spam.net (chris@localhost [127.0.0.1]) by back40.badlands.mindspring.com (8.9.1/8.9.0/Debian/GNU) with ESMTP id JAA23863 for ; Sun, 12 Jul 1998 09:01:13 -0400 Sender: inlawsandoutlaws@mindspring.com Message-ID: <35A8B398.D966E884@spam.net> Date: Sun, 12 Jul 1998 09:01:12 -0400 From: Chris Nelson X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.105 i586) MIME-Version: 1.0 To: wwwwolf@iki.fi Subject: [Fwd: [RGRNCA] Re: REQ: No-CD-Crack for *France 98* (EA Sports)] Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="------------10FE1CC8FAE7991F9486BB86" Status: RO Content-Length: 3182 Lines: 90 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --------------10FE1CC8FAE7991F9486BB86 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit [Note: time 4:46] Chris, walking into the cafe, hears the wonderful sounds of silence... Then he realizes that the sounds are coming from a cr3t1n... The cr3t1n (doesn't) say: Benjamin Winterberg wrote: Chris wonders for a moment, then realizes the request is in the header... He grabs the cr3t1n by his collar, picks him up, and looks him eye-to-eye. He says to the cr3t1n: This is about a game called nethack. That should have been easy enough to figure out. But I will tell you how to crack the games. First make sure the game is on your machine (3 or more copies, just to be safe), the copy each to disk, set the disks up in a shooting range, get a .45, and shoot each disk several times. The should be very well cracked with a few holes added in! Chris throws cr3t1n at the window, but the cr3t1n just stops there. He thinks: Oh, I forget, temporary steel bars are set there while they replace the window. He peels the cr3t1n off the window and drops him in the trash compactor... -- Singed, Christopher Nelson of rec.games.roguelike.nethack CR3T1NZ advisory (Mobile Unit), Vestrum Excrucibo (Our battlecry: "Wrong Newsgroup, pal!") --------------10FE1CC8FAE7991F9486BB86 Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Disposition: inline Path: mindspring!news.mindspring.com!not-for-mail >From: Chris Nelson Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: REQ: No-CD-Crack for *France 98* (EA Sports) Date: Sun, 12 Jul 1998 08:16:58 -0400 Organization: MindSpring Enterprises Message-ID: <35A8A93A.8EFB288D@spam.net> References: <900233379.561608@news> NNTP-Posting-Host: user-38lcndc.dialup.mindspring.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Server-Date: 12 Jul 1998 12:14:11 GMT X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.105 i586) Xref: mindspring rec.games.roguelike.nethack:63697 Chris, walking into the cafe, hears the wonderful sounds of silence... Then he realizes that the sounds are coming from a cr3t1n... The cr3t1n (doesn't) say: Benjamin Winterberg wrote: Chris wonders for a moment, then realizes the request is in the header... He grabs the cr3t1n by his collar, picks him up, and looks him eye-to-eye. He says to the cr3t1n: This is about a game called nethack. That should have been easy enough to figure out. But I will tell you how to crack the games. First make sure the game is on your machine (3 or more copies, just to be safe), the copy each to disk, set the disks up in a shooting range, get a .45, and shoot each disk several times. The should be very well cracked with a few holes added in! Chris throws cr3t1n at the window, but the cr3t1n just stops there. He thinks: Oh, I forget, temporary steel bars are set there while they replace the window. He peels the cr3t1n off the window and drops him in the trash compactor... -- Christopher Nelson inlawsandoutlaws at mindspring dot com --------------10FE1CC8FAE7991F9486BB86-- From inlawsandoutlaws@mindspring.com Fri Jul 17 21:20:33 1998 Received: from wwwwolf.pp.fi (root@wwwwolf.pp.fi [193.66.67.128]) by wwwwolf.pp.fi (8.8.8/8.8.8/Debian/GNU) with ESMTP id VAA00225 for ; Fri, 17 Jul 1998 21:18:04 +0300 Received: from personal.eunet.fi by wwwwolf.pp.fi (fetchmail-4.4.8 POP3) for (multi-drop); Fri, 17 Jul 1998 21:18:05 EEST Received: from jatko.iki.fi (jatko.iki.fi [194.100.45.83]) by bessie.eunet.fi (8.8.7/8.8.3) with ESMTP id QAA16436 for ; Sun, 12 Jul 1998 16:05:56 +0300 (EDT) Received: from back40.badlands.mindspring.com (root@user-38lcndc.dialup.mindspring.com [209.86.93.172]) by jatko.iki.fi (8.8.8/8.8.8) with ESMTP id QAA21186 for ; Sun, 12 Jul 1998 16:05:53 +0300 (EET DST) Received: from spam.net (chris@localhost [127.0.0.1]) by back40.badlands.mindspring.com (8.9.1/8.9.0/Debian/GNU) with ESMTP id JAA23897 for ; Sun, 12 Jul 1998 09:04:40 -0400 Sender: inlawsandoutlaws@mindspring.com Message-ID: <35A8B466.ABC8E884@spam.net> Date: Sun, 12 Jul 1998 09:04:38 -0400 From: Chris Nelson X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.105 i586) MIME-Version: 1.0 To: Urpo Lankinen Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: net hack Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Status: RO Content-Length: 1424 Lines: 32 Chris stands up from one cr3t1n and looks to see a second. He thinks: Wow! This must be me lucky day! Two cr3t1nz in 3 hours! He goes over to cr3t1n and says: Can I help you? Glass of water? Some wine? To this the cr3t1n replies: > > I want 2 hack a network, a nwlite 2000. The server is locked in a room (it > cannot be accessed). All the workstation have no floppy drive. It's very > hard. I can put files on the server but not delete them. > > Anyone there tough enough for this? > Reply: fri@mail.dntis.ro Chris says, grinning evilly: Ahh. You want to hack a network under lock-and-key? Without using disks? All you need to do is get your trusty axe. Then you wait untill late at night. You get a map of the ventilation ducts. You open one in an accesible room. Crawl into the duct and follow the map to the main server. Open the duct and drop in. Here's where you use you axe. [dramatic pause] You hit the actual computer twice, the keyboard once, the monitor three times, and anything else once. The system is nicely hacked (to bits) Chris puts away his tin opener and wields his blessed +5 silver sabre named CR3T1NZBANE. He takes his time and chops the cr3t1n to tiny bits, then he sweeps up all the bits and dumps them in the trash can. -- Singed, Christopher Nelson of rec.games.roguelike.nethack CR3T1NZ advisory (Mobile Unit), Vestrum Excrucibo (Our battlecry: "Wrong Newsgroup, pal!") From inlawsandoutlaws@mindspring.com Fri Jul 17 21:20:31 1998 Received: from wwwwolf.pp.fi (root@wwwwolf.pp.fi [193.66.67.128]) by wwwwolf.pp.fi (8.8.8/8.8.8/Debian/GNU) with ESMTP id VAA00229 for ; Fri, 17 Jul 1998 21:18:07 +0300 Received: from personal.eunet.fi by wwwwolf.pp.fi (fetchmail-4.4.8 POP3) for (multi-drop); Fri, 17 Jul 1998 21:18:07 EEST Received: from jatko.iki.fi (jatko.iki.fi [194.100.45.83]) by bessie.eunet.fi (8.8.7/8.8.3) with ESMTP id QAA16725 for ; Sun, 12 Jul 1998 16:15:55 +0300 (EDT) Received: from back40.badlands.mindspring.com (root@user-38lcndc.dialup.mindspring.com [209.86.93.172]) by jatko.iki.fi (8.8.8/8.8.8) with ESMTP id QAA21276 for ; Sun, 12 Jul 1998 16:15:49 +0300 (EET DST) Received: from spam.net (chris@localhost [127.0.0.1]) by back40.badlands.mindspring.com (8.9.1/8.9.0/Debian/GNU) with ESMTP id JAA23946 for ; Sun, 12 Jul 1998 09:07:50 -0400 Sender: inlawsandoutlaws@mindspring.com Message-ID: <35A8B524.7B75F134@spam.net> Date: Sun, 12 Jul 1998 09:07:48 -0400 From: Chris Nelson X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.105 i586) MIME-Version: 1.0 To: Urpo Lankinen Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: REQ: Crack for *Online Counter 98* Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Status: RO Content-Length: 1085 Lines: 38 [Note: time 4:59] Chris turns off the second cr3tin to see the first climb out of the trash compactor. He thinks: Shoot! This guy must be a 'T' and not a '&' Again he (doesn't) say: Benjamin Winterberg wrote: Sirens start going off everywhere. Chris thinks: I think I went a little overkill on the repeat offender alarms! He quickly dispatches the cr3t1n and tins him to be sure. Then he leaves the tin to shut off the sirens. After a three day trek through mud and forests, he finally turns it off. As he opens the door, a messanger says: This arrived for you. I think it's a cr3t1n tin, though. Chris grins sadistically. He opens the tin and gives the cr3t1n a chance to get out. When the cr3t1n does, Chris straps him to a table and sets up eternally dripping acid. Chris says: Twice the cr3t1n showed it's face. Once it was extinguished. Once Chris swept the cr3t1n up. Now it's pain he embraces. -- Singed, Christopher Nelson of rec.games.roguelike.nethack CR3T1NZ advisory (Mobile Unit), Vestrum Excrucibo (Our battlecry: "Wrong Newsgroup, pal!") From inlawsandoutlaws@mindspring.com Sat Jul 18 22:51:51 1998 Received: from wwwwolf.pp.fi (root@wwwwolf.pp.fi [193.66.67.128]) by wwwwolf.pp.fi (8.8.8/8.8.8/Debian/GNU) with ESMTP id WAA01980 for ; Sat, 18 Jul 1998 22:51:25 +0300 Received: from personal.eunet.fi by wwwwolf.pp.fi (fetchmail-4.4.8 POP3) for (multi-drop); Sat, 18 Jul 1998 22:51:26 EEST Received: from jatko.iki.fi (jatko.iki.fi [194.100.45.83]) by bessie.eunet.fi (8.8.7/8.8.3) with ESMTP id VAA12807 for ; Sat, 18 Jul 1998 21:57:35 +0300 (EDT) Received: from back40.badlands.mindspring.com (root@user-38lcncb.dialup.mindspring.com [209.86.93.139]) by jatko.iki.fi (8.8.8/8.8.8) with ESMTP id VAA00684 for ; Sat, 18 Jul 1998 21:57:28 +0300 (EET DST) Received: from spam.net (chris@localhost [127.0.0.1]) by back40.badlands.mindspring.com (8.9.1/8.9.0/Debian/GNU) with ESMTP id OAA11214 for ; Sat, 18 Jul 1998 14:56:43 -0400 Sender: inlawsandoutlaws@mindspring.com Message-ID: <35B0EFE9.B9CEC10F@spam.net> Date: Sat, 18 Jul 1998 14:56:41 -0400 From: Chris Nelson X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.105 i586) MIME-Version: 1.0 To: Urpo Lankinen Subject: [Fwd: [RGRNCA] Re: Cracks & Nos] Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Status: RO Content-Length: 677 Lines: 25 Chris Nelson wrote: Chris returns to the battlefield after a short trip. He immediately spots one of the enemy and hears him say: FINATA TOURS LTD. wrote: > > Can you help me ???? > > Can you send me the Latest Cracks & Numbers PLS > > Thanks ever so much Chris says: Cr3t1n, your behavior is absolutely unacceptable. I would advice against repeat offenses. Grinning evilly, Chris picks up his CR3T1NZBANE and strikes the cr3t1n down. He mops up the cr3t1n's remains and hands them over to the ISP. -- Singed, Christopher Nelson of rec.games.roguelike.nethack CR3T1NZ advisory (Mobile Unit), Vestrum Excrucibo (Our battlecry: "Wrong Newsgroup, pal!") From inlawsandoutlaws@mindspring.com Sat Jul 18 22:51:50 1998 Received: from wwwwolf.pp.fi (root@wwwwolf.pp.fi [193.66.67.128]) by wwwwolf.pp.fi (8.8.8/8.8.8/Debian/GNU) with ESMTP id WAA01982 for ; Sat, 18 Jul 1998 22:51:27 +0300 Received: from personal.eunet.fi by wwwwolf.pp.fi (fetchmail-4.4.8 POP3) for (multi-drop); Sat, 18 Jul 1998 22:51:27 EEST Received: from jatko.iki.fi (jatko.iki.fi [194.100.45.83]) by bessie.eunet.fi (8.8.7/8.8.3) with ESMTP id WAA13241 for ; Sat, 18 Jul 1998 22:07:28 +0300 (EDT) Received: from back40.badlands.mindspring.com (root@user-38lcncb.dialup.mindspring.com [209.86.93.139]) by jatko.iki.fi (8.8.8/8.8.8) with ESMTP id WAA00757 for ; Sat, 18 Jul 1998 22:07:26 +0300 (EET DST) Received: from spam.net (chris@localhost [127.0.0.1]) by back40.badlands.mindspring.com (8.9.1/8.9.0/Debian/GNU) with ESMTP id OAA11244 for ; Sat, 18 Jul 1998 14:59:24 -0400 Sender: inlawsandoutlaws@mindspring.com Message-ID: <35B0F08A.A8076447@spam.net> Date: Sat, 18 Jul 1998 14:59:22 -0400 From: Chris Nelson X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.105 i586) MIME-Version: 1.0 To: Urpo Lankinen Subject: [Fwd: [RGRNCA] Re: Comment virer le code d'un sharware ?] Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Status: RO Content-Length: 648 Lines: 17 Chris hears something he can't understand. He sits around and listens for a while before realizing what it is: Thomas COLLIGNON wrote: > > Pourait on me donner la procedure pour virer le code pour > debrider les sharwares ? > P.S: Urgent!!! Though not understanding, Chris hears 'shareware' and goes into a berserk rage. He pulls out his blessed +5 CR3T1NZBANE and his blessed +5 silver sabre named D00DSLAYER. He chops the cr3t1n to shreds and sweeps it into the garbage disposal. -- Singed, Christopher Nelson of rec.games.roguelike.nethack CR3T1NZ advisory (Mobile Unit), Vestrum Excrucibo (Our battlecry: "Wrong Newsgroup, pal!") From inlawsandoutlaws@mindspring.com Sat Jul 25 18:00:00 1998 Received: from wwwwolf.pp.fi (root@wwwwolf.pp.fi [193.66.67.128]) by wwwwolf.pp.fi (8.8.8/8.8.8/Debian/GNU) with ESMTP id RAA00268 for ; Sat, 25 Jul 1998 17:58:41 +0300 Received: from personal.eunet.fi by wwwwolf.pp.fi (fetchmail-4.4.8 POP3) for (multi-drop); Sat, 25 Jul 1998 17:58:42 EEST Received: from jatko.iki.fi (jatko.iki.fi [194.100.45.83]) by bessie.eunet.fi (8.8.7/8.8.3) with ESMTP id RAA09515 for ; Wed, 22 Jul 1998 17:10:09 +0300 (EDT) Received: from back40.badlands.mindspring.com (root@user-37kb9so.dialup.mindspring.com [207.69.167.152]) by jatko.iki.fi (8.8.8/8.8.8) with ESMTP id RAA27084 for ; Wed, 22 Jul 1998 17:09:13 +0300 (EET DST) Received: from spam.net (chris@localhost [127.0.0.1]) by back40.badlands.mindspring.com (8.9.1/8.9.0/Debian/GNU) with ESMTP id KAA02716 for ; Wed, 22 Jul 1998 10:06:09 -0400 Sender: inlawsandoutlaws@mindspring.com Message-ID: <35B5F1C5.3C5D1425@spam.net> Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1998 10:05:57 -0400 From: Chris Nelson X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.5b1 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.105 i586) X-Accept-Language: en MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack To: Urpo Lankinen Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: Hacking system challenge References: <35B4FEA1.776CAA39@naughtious.maximus.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Status: RO Content-Length: 1812 Lines: 40 Chris returns to the cafe after a long nights sleep, only to find another cr3t1n stating his problems. The cr3t1n says: Junebug Spade wrote: > > Okay boyz, I have a prob 4 U 2 solv. I need to hack this network. Only > problem is it is an isolated system on a remote military installation > inside a locked room. I have access 2 the guard's schedule and think I > have a window of 7 minutes. The ventilation ducts cannot be used since > I weigh 342 pounds and can't do a pull-up. Nor can I hide under a desk > for the same reason. One more thing, there is no power to the room- > it's unplugged... > > Please send all suggestions to: Imahacker@naughtious.maximus.com. Chris then picks up the cr3t1n and ties him to a chair. He says to the cr3t1n: You are not welcome here. This is strictly discussions about a game called nethack. And you are the second person to ask this. I will wrap up your situation for you: You are trying to break into a military compound while out of shape to hack into a computer that isn't even on! Okay, you take several years of training, get a small military and several miles of extension cord. First, though, come over here so I can talk to you. Good. Just a little farther. Suddenly the cr3t1n yells out as it realizes it's just been tricked. Chris looks down the pit to see poisoned iron spikes. He thinks: Hmmm. I thought their was something else down there. Cries begin to emanate from the pit to the effect of: Ack! I'm surrounded by letters! And their about to kill me! Chris rolls a boulder over the pit and heads off to the ISP of the cr3t1n. -- Singed, Christopher Nelson of rec.games.roguelike.nethack CR3T1NZ advisory (Mobile Unit), Vestrum Excrucibo (Our battlecry: "Wrong Newsgroup, pal!") From inlawsandoutlaws@mindspring.com Sat Jul 25 23:08:18 1998 Received: from wwwwolf.pp.fi (root@wwwwolf.pp.fi [193.66.67.128]) by wwwwolf.pp.fi (8.8.8/8.8.8/Debian/GNU) with ESMTP id XAA02579 for ; Sat, 25 Jul 1998 23:08:02 +0300 Received: from personal.eunet.fi by wwwwolf.pp.fi (fetchmail-4.4.8 POP3) for (multi-drop); Sat, 25 Jul 1998 23:08:03 EEST Received: from jatko.iki.fi (jatko.iki.fi [194.100.45.83]) by bessie.eunet.fi (8.8.7/8.8.3) with ESMTP id VAA14180 for ; Sat, 25 Jul 1998 21:49:53 +0300 (EDT) Received: from back40.badlands.mindspring.com (root@user-38lcncj.dialup.mindspring.com [209.86.93.147]) by jatko.iki.fi (8.8.8/8.8.8) with ESMTP id VAA05681 for ; Sat, 25 Jul 1998 21:49:50 +0300 (EET DST) Received: from spam.net (chris@localhost [127.0.0.1]) by back40.badlands.mindspring.com (8.9.1/8.9.0/Debian/GNU) with ESMTP id OAA04452 for ; Sat, 25 Jul 1998 14:47:52 -0400 Sender: inlawsandoutlaws@mindspring.com Message-ID: <35BA2855.33D6A2DE@spam.net> Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1998 14:47:49 -0400 From: Chris Nelson X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.5b1 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.105 i586) X-Accept-Language: en MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack To: Urpo Lankinen Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: DF1-Codes References: <6pb1gf$37p$1@wall.tli.de> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Status: RO Content-Length: 1201 Lines: 30 Chris hears a message in another language... but fortunately there was a translator! The message was: Frank Dreyer wrote: > > > > Ich habe von einem Angestallten eines Elektrofachgeschäftes gehört, daß, es > > neben dem normalen DF1-Code, um das Fernsehprogramm zu starten, auch noch > > einen sog. Händlercode geben soll. Wenn man den eingibt, soll man mehr Menüs > > aufrufen können und einige Sachen verstellen können. > > Hat jemand Ahnung wie der Code ist ??? The translator said: > > Just as a short translation: This guy wants a hack for a german > pay-tv-program. Now let the flames begin :-). > Happy adventuring, Christian Chris grabs cr3t1n in one hand and the Sting in the other... to the cr3t1n he says: Cr3t1n, why do you come to our group and pour in your junk? We do not welcome you. Begone and come back not again! Chris throws cr3t1n against door, then throws Sting at the cr3t1n. Sting imbeds itself in the door beside the cr3t1ns head. As the cr3t1n runs out of the cafe screaming, Chris smiles and shuts the door... -- Singed, Christopher Nelson of rec.games.roguelike.nethack CR3T1NZ advisory (Mobile Unit), Vestrum Excrucibo (Our battlecry: "Wrong Newsgroup, pal!")