From: Urpo Lankinen Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: Challenge: http://www.rsg-enkhuizen.nl Date: 13 Sep 1998 00:00:00 GMT Message-ID: <6th0l1$fft@idefix.eunet.fi> X-TJ: 110 X-YiffCode: Yiff1.0Mhet P-- Z-- T! S+ V+ H(wolf,*)+ aIr Organization: WWWWolf's Domain X-FurryCode: FCWm3adm A+C-DH+M+PR+T++W-ZSm RLU a19cl+++d-ef+h*i++p-sm Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack "Dennis" said thus: >Does anyone knows how to devellop a programm in QBASIC that can hack a >homepage? >It should be possible, all i need to know is how to devellop it, or maybe >you could send it to me? A point needs to be brought to your attention. I had a damn good luck. I was here, in my home, with nothing else to do, and thought that maybe I should have a look at the recent happenings in r.g.r.n - hey, I desperately needed to see how you folks are doing! What I found out was absolutely... er, hilarious. I had to read this message no less than 3 times to believe it... Funnier than the ape-corpse-bites-your-foot-YAFM even. Muahah... Hacking home pages... with QBASIC... argh no... ::reads the message one more time, just for sure:: Well, let's see what this d00d needs to do: Develop a TCP/IP interface for QBasic (SLIP/PPP system, possibly; *can* be done, but needs helluvalot of code and I don't know if that reaches QBasic's limits) and use it to hack webpages (details are obscure). Well, go ahead and write a TCP/IP interface for QBasic. (I can already hear the oooohs and aaaahs of Slashdot readers...) Well, that's a task for true hackers - but then again, true hackers seldom bother to use languages like BASIC. ::WWWWolf grabs the cretin from throat, pulls him closer and peers deep into his eyes...:: Congratulations for finding the ultimate nethack newsgroup - too bad "nethack" does not mean what you probably think it means. ONE point, d00d-rah. ::WWWWolf climbs to the nearest table, holding the d00d from throat, and neatly waving the d00d so that anyone can see the Stupidest Thing Ever Lived.:: Lo and Behold! This creature truly deserves our pity - he is just too pathetic and witless. A really stupid question, wrong newsgroup, and real e-mail address. So, I will make an exception and let him go! ::WWWWolf releases the d00d, who squirms out of sight, towards the door. Seconds later, the d00d vanishes to the evening mists. A few seconds later, we hear a burst of assault rifle fire and a short cry of pain.:: Well, *I* let him go, but their ISP probably didn't. - Signed, Cmdr WWWWolf (aka. infantryman Lankinen UOI, KrhK, KaiPr) of rec.games.roguelike.nethack CR3T1NZ advisory (Mobile Unit), Vestrum Excrucibo (Our battlecry: "Wrong Newsgroup, pal!") [Measly 110 days of the government-funded LARP left!!! Can't wait to get back...] -- WWWWolf (known to some as Urpo Lankinen), just another lupine technomancer ICQ:4291042 -==(RGRNCA)==-