From wwwwolf@iki.fi Thu Jun 11 12:50:14 1998 Path: news.eunet.fi!wwwwolf From: wwwwolf@iki.fi (Urpo Lankinen) Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: Re: Where can I learn to hack networks? Date: 10 Jun 1998 10:38:07 GMT Organization: WWWWolf's den Lines: 98 Message-ID: References: <6lk9fu$nmn@news.acns.nwu.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: wwwwolf.pp.fi Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-FurryCode: FCWm3adm A+C-DH+M+PR+T++W-ZSm RLU a19cl+++d-ef+h*i++p-sm X-YiffCode: Yiff1.0Mhet P-- Z-- T! S+ V+ H(wolf,*)+ aIr X-Newsreader: slrn (0.9.4.3 UNIX) ::WWWWolf walks into the NHcafe, takes a look in, and sees another cr3t1n, sitting in a corner, curled up into a little ball, and sniveling, surrounded by a group of angry nethackers...:: StarChaser... you really take the fun out of my life by replying these cr3t1nz before I get my claws on them. ::shrug:: well, I must hope that I get them first next time... On Tue, 09 Jun 98 21:30:52 GMT, Gpanda wrote: Ah, ah... l0zer that hides behind @hotmail.com, but posts from nwu.edu... d00d, hotmail will be very, very interested about you soon enough. Let's try another approach, guys... ::WWWWolf walks up in the corner, crouchs next to the cr3t1n, and pats the d00d's head:: My my my. Poor boy. You came in here and these nasty big boys wanted to hurt you. Yes, I know... I was teased in school, you know, and they were really nasty at me. Now, tell the nice wolfy what's wrong... >I was just wondering where could I learn to hack networks...you know..like >breaking into websites and stuff..I'm just curious as of how those people do >it and where did they learn how to do it.. Well, in that case... welcome to r.g.r.nethack! THIS is the place where you learn the secrets of network hacking RIGHT AWAY! Come on, let me show you... ::leads the cr3t1n to one of the tables and offers him a chair, and sits next to him:: Okay, now, here's how the kU3l d00ds d0 th3 n3twR0k KrAkk1Ng. First, you need to find the network you want to crack into. That should be easy. Then, I'll tell you why they call it hacking. You need an axe. A sharp one, because if you try to use dull axe, you might get electrocuted. You need to cut the Ethernet cord that goes to the web server from router. Two ether wires go to the web server, one from firewall other from the 'net router. Okay. So, there you have two wires, one going to router and other to the web server. Note that this will cut the 'net connection of the target network, so you'd better do this late at night, or someone might notice it immediately and you will get caught. Now, you need to lyssen to da network draffic. This should be easy. Just stick the both wires to your ears. Lissening to da trafíc is HAAD, I'd say, hard. But soon you will know what part of the traffic comes from/to the web server. Now, you just need to alter the web server traffic and leave the rest of the traffic going normally from ear to ear. You need to hide. Usually these cables go on tunnels of some sort, inside walls. Hide in one of the cable tunnels and cut the ether cable there etc... no one will notice you for looooong time. Sorry for my absent-mindedness, I drifted again. Well, now you can serparate the web server traffic. Cool, huh? Now, all you need is to push the Router cable to your ear REALLY HARD - it should go throught your skull to the brain. This is not painful at all for most of the m0r0ns^H^H^H^H^H^Helite network crackers, they have so small brai^H^H^H^Hpain centers in the brain that they should feel nothing. Okay. Now just listen to the traffic and THINK what you want to serve from the network. This is hard. >yes..i do realize this post is kinda lame..but i don't know where else can I >get info about this.. Don't worry. It has been my pleasure to help you... ::grabs the cr3tin from throat and peers deep into the d00d's stupid eyes:: You betcha this post was kinda lame. Not only kinda lame. It *was* lame. Next time, LURK for some time. (LURK is YABA, meaning "Luzers Usually Read Kroup (before posting)"...) If you had seen one of your comrades a few days ago posting to this group and seeing how I handled it, you would have thought twice before posting. ::seems to be thinkful for a few seconds, then bursts into laughter.:: you???? think?? bwhawhawhawhaw... ::gets serious again:: Don't mess with us, d00ds. You got 1 Clue Point of 8 required to survive in here. Okay, let's end this comedy... ::takes a good grip of d00d's ear and drags him out of the door:: Boy oh boy. hotmail.com address listed AND real address in siggie... this was piece of a cake. Report is on its way... - Signed, WWWWolf of rec.games.roguelike.nethack CR3T1NZ advisory (Mobile Unit), Vestrum Excrucibo (Our battlecry: "Wrong Newsgroup, pal!") -- WWWWolf (known to some as Urpo Lankinen), just another lupine technomancer ICQ:4291042 -==(RGRNCA)==-