From wwwwolf@iki.fi Tue Jun 9 12:13:00 1998 Path: news.eunet.fi!wwwwolf From: wwwwolf@iki.fi (Urpo Lankinen) Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: Re: REQ: GOOD HACKERS Date: 8 Jun 1998 12:14:19 GMT Organization: WWWWolf's den Lines: 57 Message-ID: References: <6levo4$dr4@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: wwwwolf.pp.fi X-Newsreader: slrn (0.9.4.3 UNIX) X-FurryCode: FCWm3adm A+C-DH+M+PR+T++W-ZSm RLU a19cl+++d-ef+h*i++p-sm X-YiffCode: Yiff1.0Mhet P-- Z-- T! S+ V+ H(wolf,*)+ aIr "Wonderful day!" ::WWWWolf says to the cellular phone as he steps to the verandah of Nethack Cafe.:: "I got my Wacom graphics tablet - well, x11 starts, but the darn thing won't point, and my sister got N64 and Lylat Wars. Things are getting better, you know... Argh! Wait a sec..." ::He listens carefully.:: "There's something nasty afoot. Talk to y' later. Bye." ::He hang up the phone, puts the phone to pocket and takes the laser pistol from his belt. He prepares to open the door and listens carefully.:: (Inside, Van Daniel is standing in the performer's corner, making an announcement.) >If you are a good hacker and play Gemstone Stone, Modus Operandi, or any >other Simtronic Net Game...please contact me >I am looking for someone who can hack into the Game System and find out >how to increase money or noto to a player, Sort of the same system game >host and game masters use. If you do not play these games BUT still have >suuggests abouut how to hack into a system, please resopnd to the post >or write me. (suddently the door bursts open, and WWWWolf rushes in, and points the cr3tin with his laser pistol.) FREEZE! Let's see... I'm fairly convinced that there must be some good hackers playing in the said gaming environments - heck, I even saw some dogs named "foo" and "bar" in Ultima Online once. But hmmmmm... dammitadammitadammit. Mmmm. Tsk tsk tsk. Cheating is not a way, you know. Hey, here's a few hints how to get more money 100% LEGALLY AND ETHICALLY! in those games (hell, at least the messages themselves say so - I'm sure many others disagree). You see, just send 5 gold pieces to these people in the mailing list, then move the rest up, spam this message to n+5 other players via the message center in game, blah blah... Ah, and then n0t0ryet1. That should be easy to increase. Just be bad. I mean really bad. Bad(tm) with capital B and TM after it... You know, you should be so morbid and evil that even the wizards - not to mention Nethack gods if you'd be playing nethack - would be disgusted. Okay, here's my new and improved scoring rating for you: rec.games.roguelike.nethack 2pts 2 pts 1 pt 1 point for seeing the part, 2 points for seeing *and* understanding the part. To be a good citizen, you need 2+2+2+2=8 points. You scored 5 pts, not enough to survive in our harsh conditions. Thanks for not spamming, though. This will make you to live a little longer. ::WWWWolf grabs the cretin from neck, and throws him out of the door:: -- WWWWolf (known to some as Urpo Lankinen), just another lupine technomancer ICQ:4291042 -==(RGRNCA)==-