From sorry@spam.net Sun Jul 5 12:25:30 1998 Path: news.eunet.fi!EU.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!news-backup-east.sprintlink.net!news.sprintlink.net!207.69.200.14!firehose.mindspring.net!news.mindspring.com!not-for-mail From: Chris Nelson Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.nethack Subject: [RGRNCA] Re: ---ICQ TOOLZ--- Date: Sat, 04 Jul 1998 08:06:44 -0400 Organization: MindSpring Enterprises Lines: 30 Message-ID: <359E1AD4.4D1CCEA9@spam.net> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: user-38lcnc9.dialup.mindspring.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Server-Date: 4 Jul 1998 12:06:45 GMT X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.1.105 i586) Chris walks up the stairs holding the cr3t1n in one hand and his blessed +5 silver sabre named CR3T1NZBANE. He asks WWWWolf: Did you hurt this man? He was outside of the local police station muttering something about abuse by a wolf-man in uniform. Chris sets cr3t1n down in front of him, pulls out his expensize camera. 'a' apply what? 'e' expensive camera --more-- The cr3t1n is blinded by the flash you hit the cr3t1n. Your blade burns the cr3t1n's flesh --more-- You have destroyed the cr3t1n. Chris asks someone for a tinning kit. One of the nethackers in the next table gives it to him. Chris tins the cr3t1n. He gives the tin to the bartender, who asks: Asian black market as usual? Chris says: This time lets try something a bit different. Let's sell it to Pakistan. Monday news... And Pakistan's later test showered cr3t1nflesh everywhere. This bomb is even more dangerous then any in the civilized nations. -- Christopher Nelson inlawsandoutlaws at mindspring dot com