So, how this cretin became a CR3T1NZ adviser? It's a long story. There have been CR3T1Nz as long as we can remember. My first encounter with them was in 1994, when someone asked for crack to Star Wars game (ah yes, the reply was nethackish and indeed the key thing was a quest artifact!)
My first motivation to became an opposer was this message. I even forwarded this thing to a CR3T1N once, and after he chilled of, I noticed that he was a victim of the Binary Disease (obviously comes from the cretinness and inability to think bigger). I'm afraid that this applies to the most of the CR3T1Ns.
Most of my beginning work was with "The death ray hits the D00D" type replies.
Then I started to concentrate on them a little better - and the results were better.